Mechanical Butt Lovin'

Does it come with a warranty?
Can you wear out the motor?
Is there a battery pack for easy transport and fun on the road?
Does it come in other colors?
I need to know. It's for a gag gift.
 
TWB said:
*reading from page 23 of manual*
Gear Selector

Place gear selector in position one for no action;
two for vertical vibration;
three for thrusting;
four for thrusting and vertical vibration;
four for thrusting, vertical and horizontal vibration;
five for thrusting, spinning vertical vibration and water cannon upon climax.



lmao TWB.....omg....are you thinking about buying one?
 
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


I am so horny. You Ginny Turtle fuckers!
 
TWB said:
I am so horny. You Ginny Turtle fuckers!

masturbation works for me.....<nodding>......


and what does "Ginny Turtle fuckers" mean?.....what is a "Ginny Turtle fucker"?
 
tortoise said:


ooooohhh......i need one of those....

<laughing>...omg baby....do you remember that time we were on the phone and i had my big dong weenie thang....and i thought i had it stuck on bathroom cabinet...but noooooo.....it kept falling off and i got tickled in the midst of our nasty stuff.....damn those big dong weenie thang suction cups...just suck...don't they.....<tickled>.....we still need to try it...stuck to like.....ummm....porcelain?
 
there is no way on earth that could be conseved as pleasurable!!
 
SaintPeter said:
OSHA requires a safety power disconnect on equipment that makes this thing look tame. (29 CFR PART 1926.405)


LMAO!
 
Ginny said:


masturbation works for me.....<nodding>......


and what does "Ginny Turtle fuckers" mean?.....what is a "Ginny Turtle fucker"?

One cannot always explain what one cries out in the throws of passion. Sorry Gin. I don't know what I was thinking at the time, but it was good. .. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.
 
oh goddd....TWB...i'm flashing to you stroking at the 'puter...eyes locked on that lubed ooga booga thingy.....darting from my icon to turtle's...and as you start to cum....as you get that first squirt off......hearing you grunt...Ginnyyyyy......Turtleeeee.......Fuckerssssss.......

cool....made me twitch....

;)
 
just pet said:

I need to know. It's for a gag gift.

Actually hon, that's the wrong end for gagging. Or is that the reason for the condom? :)
 
just pet said:
Does it come with a warranty?
Can you wear out the motor?
Is there a battery pack for easy transport and fun on the road?
Does it come in other colors?
I need to know.


It's for a gag gift.



mmmhmm....i bet you're busy re-arranging your bedroom furniture right now...just a twitching...so glad they had a fed ex shipment option......;)
 
crap....the pics are gone.....i just thought of someone i'd like to hook up to the ooga booga machine.....<snicker>....c'est la vie....his ass ripping prior to his sudden death....will have to wait....until i find the pics again....teehee.....
 
your hot lil butthole just winced and clamped shut, huh?.....<laughing>....talk about reamage.....
 
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