Measuring A Man

[Virgin Man]

A rather practical question:

When a man is measured as being x", where is the measurement taken? One end, is obvious, the other not so (I can think of at least two possibilities).

 

[SweetErika]

Technically, you're supposed to measure from the belly side, although I bet a lot of people enjoy the extra length they get from doing it from the other side. Here are very explicit instructions, including exactly how to measure correctly: http://www.sex-project.com/measure.shtml

 

[Bobmi357]

Measure from the bottom of the foot to the crown of the head.

STUPID QUESTION.... get stupid answers.

 

[Virgin Man]

Technically, you're supposed to measure from the belly side, although I bet a lot of people enjoy the extra length they get from doing it from the other side. Here are very explicit instructions, including exactly how to measure correctly: http://www.sex-project.com/measure.shtml

Thanks!!!!

 

[cyberski]

Measure from the bottom of the foot to the crown of the head.

STUPID QUESTION.... get stupid answers.

BWAHAHAHA....

But look Bob, someone actually put it down detailed text as to how to use a friggin ruler


good gawd......

 

[SweetErika]

BWAHAHAHA....

But look Bob, someone actually put it down detailed text as to how to use a friggin ruler


good gawd......

Sorry, just trying to be helpful! I'm not the one measuring genitalia...I just enjoy it and don't question why or how big.

 

[cyberski]

Sorry, just trying to be helpful! I'm not the one measuring genitalia...I just enjoy it and don't question why or how big.

I understand that Erika....I was just amused how "2nd gradeish" the text was in that article......I truly did "LOL"

 

[Noor]

do you measure tongue length as well?

 

[Kissophile]

do you measure tongue length as well?

Maybe some day someone will find a way to measure versatility, experience, stamina, and skill. Until then, this whole topic is a dead horse being thrashed into unrecognizability.

 

[bobsgirl]

Maybe some day someone will find a way to measure versatility, experience, stamina, and skill. Until then, this whole topic is a dead horse being thrashed into unrecognizability.

Just as a small hijack, Kiss, that's a pretty cool word--unrecognizability.

 

[crazybbwgirl]

The measure of a man has NOTHING to do with his penis size.

 

[StevenWill]

How long

from the top of my brain the bottom of her heart and back again.

 

[SweetErika]

I understand that Erika....I was just amused how "2nd gradeish" the text was in that article......I truly did "LOL"

Oh yes...I looked around that site a little, and it also give explicit instructions on "fingering a girl" and similar rudimentary activities. LOL

 

[bluntman47]

Oh yes...I looked around that site a little, and it also give explicit instructions on "fingering a girl" and similar rudimentary activities. LOL

And also, according to the site, women who like pink generally secretly hate men. You see, many prostitutes have entire wardrobes of pink. See "The Colors of Sex" - fascinating!

 

[Kissophile]

And also, according to the site, women who like pink generally secretly hate men. You see, many prostitutes have entire wardrobes of pink. See "The Colors of Sex" - fascinating!

So do men who wear blue secretly hate women?

 

[bluntman47]

So do men who wear blue secretly hate women?

On the contrary: "Men who love blue are like concert pianists, delicately ravaging their partner like they would play a baby grand."
LOL
I know I love to ravage baby grands, delicately, of course...

 

[cyberski]

do you measure tongue length as well?

<---------14" and I can breath out my ears Nora

 

[Noor]

<---------14" and I can breath out my ears Nora

Proof please, a pic would be nice

Noor

 

[wicked woman]

Originally posted by bluntman47
On the contrary: "Men who love blue are like concert pianists, delicately ravaging their partner like they would play a baby grand."
LOL
I know I love to ravage baby grands, delicately, of course...

ooo ooo maybe that site isn't all bad....know a few men who love blue.

but I never have liked pink...so maybe there is something to it...cause we know how I 'dislike' men

 

[Kissophile]

On the contrary: "Men who love blue are like concert pianists, delicately ravaging their partner like they would play a baby grand."
LOL
I know I love to ravage baby grands, delicately, of course...

Well, I wear a lot of blue but I do not like splinters. Thus I avoid ravaging baby grands as much as possible.

 

[wicked woman]

Originally posted by Kissophile
Well, I wear a lot of blue but I do not like splinters. Thus I avoid ravaging baby grands as much as possible.

Need to visit my YKYSFW home thinking about and ravaging in the same post.

 

[Noor]

I guess I measure a man by how he makes me feel, and how silly he is

 

[cyberski]

Proof please, a pic would be nice

Noor

c'mere.......pics just don't do it justice http://cyberski.walagata.com/SMILIE_whistling.gif

 

[bluntman47]

Well, I wear a lot of blue but I do not like splinters. Thus I avoid ravaging baby grands as much as possible.

That's why ya gotta ravage them delicately... to avoid splinters.

 

[Kissophile]

That's why ya gotta ravage them delicately... to avoid splinters.

Isn't "ravaging delicately" an oxymoron?