Measure up, dicks!

[Comshaw]

How do you compare?



Comshaw

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

Speaking of big dicks...whatever happened to Richard Daley? Did he slap the wrong bitch?

 

[rae121452]

How do you compare?



Comshaw

it's hard to measure when you have an inny instead of an outy.

 

[Ann_Tagonist]

https://pics.me.me/tyger-what-did-you-shoottoday-oh-judge-i-dont-keep-54287687.png

 

[Liar]

it's hard to measure when you have an inny instead of an outy.

That's what sonar is for.

 

[Fermina_Daza]

Not sure what size this one is - but I’m glad I snapped the photo today on my walk. I didn’t pick it up or keep it so it’s not MY dick.

https://imgur.com/a/4RmwxFP

 

[Porkwarrior]

https://i.imgflip.com/23rp78.jpg

 

[luckyseven]

How do you compare?



Comshaw

Apparently my penis is longer than most men and on the thicker side of the normal girth range.

 

[awired50]

You Are Longer Than 99.83% Of Guys

 

[MileHighBound]

You Are Longer Than 96.73% Of Guys

 

[nakedsteve]

7 1/2'' on a good day!

but whose counting?

 

[coati]

Can't participate in this thread, because the ruler in my desk drawer is only 12 inches long.

 

[heathergives]

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/ff/ffc0b5e2be56cad44522609614ceff1ccc8eec18efe33d38fa3f5e8a9c1da3bd.jpg

 

[Conager]

^This is why I drive a Prius. The laideez see it and know what's *up*

 

[heathergives]

^This is why I drive a Prius. The laideez see it and know what's *up*

LOL!

 

[RetroTin87]

^This is why I drive a Prius. The laideez see it and know what's *up*

A Prius says you are a cock loving tranny?

 

[cowslinger64]

^This is why I drive a Prius. The laideez see it and know what's *up*

Bwahahahahahaha...


This one is just too easy. You're welcome.

 

[RocketLauncher]

^This is why I drive a Prius. The laideez see it and know what's *up*

You pretend to be woke to get the ladies?

 

[Conager]

You pretend to be woke to get the ladies?

"I have vision; the rest of the world wears bifocals!" - Paul Newman as Butch Cassidy in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

I signal my lack of virtue by wildly under-compensating.

 

[Pookie]

You pretend to be woke to get the ladies?

It helps offset his MAGA t-shirt collection.

 

[Mtnmike]

How do you compare?



Comshaw

Well that sure was interesting. I was honest too.
Wonder how many men stretched the truth or flat out lied? Lol

 

[Pookie]

My favorite dildo is pretty average it seems, except when it comes to the flacid part which is impressive.

Not sure how I feel about that.

 

[RocketLauncher]

"I have vision; the rest of the world wears bifocals!" - Paul Newman as Butch Cassidy in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

I signal my lack of virtue by wildly under-compensating.

http://i.pinimg.com/originals/6d/26/1f/6d261ff65e6352cfede2d1a82774071c.jpg

 

[RocketLauncher]

My favorite dildo is pretty average it seems, except when it comes to the flacid part which is impressive.

Not sure how I feel about that.

How old is your dildo? Has it considered giving up ciggies? i hear that helps.

 

[Pookie]

How old is your dildo? Has it considered giving up ciggies? i hear that helps.

Tricky question. Let's just say it is "of age".

As for the smoking, I think that's my fault. Hot-wiring it to the utility pole at the road probably should've been done by a professional.