Meanwhile: 30 Things you learn From Porn Videos

[TxRad]

High heeled shoes never show signs of wear.

You must watch high class porn. I remember one where there was a wad of gum stuck to the shoe waving in front of the camera.

 

[timtattoo8888]

Every house has a swimming pool with the obligatory sex scene...
The porn from the late 80's early 90's all the starlets had Mercendes-Benz convertibles.

 

[lance gt]

At work, rest or play, women must have sex no matter what they're doing.

All women can have anal sex without prior stimulation and take any size you throw at them.

Sex toys are used, but never seem to be washed.

Women never have pussy farts.

 

[oggbashan]

You must watch high class porn. I remember one where there was a wad of gum stuck to the shoe waving in front of the camera.

Maybe it's just British porn. The high heeled shoes are only worn during sex or immediately before sex, and the several pairs of extreme heels are just props appearing on all the stars' feet.

The same furniture and props, slightly rearranged, keep recurring. One particular settee must be wearing out. It sometimes acquires a throw or a stray cushion but they try to knock the stuffing out of it in video after video.

Og

 

[Handley_Page]

And that hideous colour wall.
All primary colours which even the most desperate student would think twice about living in!

 

[LoopyR]

The correct order of sex is, suck cock, lick cunt, intercourse

 

[TxRad]

The correct order of sex is, suck cock, lick cunt, intercourse

You left off the second half, suck cock, jack off, get squirted in face.

 

[TE999]

Nobody ever studies in a classroom, they just fuck.

Chauffeurs and taxi drivers can watch the action in the back seat and still keep in their lane.

All men are hung like mules and all women have vaginas to accept them.

 

[Trudy_Antone]

Never attend an orgy in a hot tub with a topless babe who has diarrhoea.

 

[TE999]

Never attend an orgy in a hot tub with a topless babe who has diarrhoea.

Unless you're into that sort of thing.

 

[McKenna]

Cheesy music scores are a must in order to set the mood. *bow chicka wow wow*

 

[driphoney]

Any woman over 22 will be labeled a MILF, post 2005 porn.

 

[TE999]

All women have huge boobs harder than soccer balls.

 

[slyc_willie]

It's not a real blowjob unless the girl gags on it as the guy is forcing it down her throat, her eyes are bulging and watering, and that thick, back-of-the-throat saliva is streaming out of her mouth every time she gasps for air.

Oh, and of course she's enjoying it.

 

[Xelebes]

That some girls' asses don't wink.

 

[TxRad]

That some girls' asses don't wink.

It's all good as long as they don't stutter.

Uh, the asses, not the girls.

 

[Xelebes]

I don't what's worse. The wink or the stutter.

 

[Trudy_Antone]

I don't what's worse. The wink or the stutter.

Definitely the stutter!

Re my earlier post - we have all seen the video right?

 

[scotsmitch2001]

middle age men,to show they are hip and trendy.will wear a sweater drapped over their shoulders

 

[Trudy_Antone]

Girls who squirt never have sex on plasic sheets

 

[plenty75]

People will do just about anything on camera for money.

 

[arielsgoddess]

No matter how bad your job sucks....

There are people that get bent over more often than you do

 

[Handley_Page]

The look of desperation on her face as she tries to insert his flaccid dick into her dry entrance.

 

[wonderingwhy]

Not that I've watched a plethora of porn, but in the few I have seen online...

The men all look seriously constipated and rarely, if ever, look at the camera, while the women pay more attention to the camera than anything.

Apparently it's a good idea to get up and move to a different piece of furniture or another room in the house every minute or two.

 

[vrosej10]

Only hot women have sex and they will do it with guys that need to shave in order to mistaken for wookies?