Meaningless random post thread...

Okay Rox. Go write the story. :D

I never it thought of it, but yes, yes you're right. OMG I'll never hear that song the same way again. Tee Hee... More fun that way!

Ǽltya;25456939 said:
Well, that is thought-provoking. :D

"Doe a deer, a female deer... "

No! It's just a lovely image in a delightful, innocent song! I take it back! Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa!

:eek:
 
Ǽltya;25457184 said:


Mr. Lunt: Baby I know your eyes see right through my disguise
Boyz: (Larry, Jimmy, Junior): And no one can deny
Mr. Lunt: Baby that I'm the one whose love is no surprise
Boyz: And he can't tell you no lie
Mr. Lunt: But there's a secret I've been hidin' I can't keep it no more
Boyz: There's this thing about himself he's never told you before
Lunt: Baby!

Chorus:
Boyz: He needs to tell you something
Mr. Lunt: I don't got a bellybutton
Oh I need to tell you something
Boyz: Can you figure it out
He don't got a bellybutton
Boyz: Bellybutton no, oh no no

Mr. Lunt: Baby please don't squeal, just tell me how you feel
Boyz: 'Cause his love is for real
Mr. Lunt: And if you went away, my heart would never heal
Boyz: So to you he appeals
Mr. Lunt: There's something missing in my middle and it's hard to ignore
Boyz: There's this thing about himself he's never told you before
Lunt: Baby!

Chorus

Khalil: Bellybutton!
Boyz: Uh, uh
Khalil: Bellybutton!
Boyz: Uh, uh
Khalil: You say your bellybutton's missing, there's no reason for alarm
It's a common thing for gourds, it won't do you any harm
You're technically a fruit and with that much being said;
Your umbilical equivocal is up there on your head!
You could opt for a prosthetic but of course you'd have to know
It'd be covered by your shirt, but not your HMO
Boyz: Bellybutton!
Khalil: Uh, uh
Boyz: Bellybutton
Khalil: Uh, uh

Mr. Lunt: a stylish something absent from my midrif's d'cor
Boyz: There's this thing about himself he's never told you before
Lunt: Baby!

Boyz: He need to tell you something
Mr. Lunt: I don't got a belly button
Oh I need to tell you something
Boyz: Can you figure it out
He don't got a belly button
Boyz: Belly button no, oh no no
Lunt and Boyz: No belly button!
 
Boyz: He need to tell you something
Mr. Lunt: I don't got a belly button
Oh I need to tell you something
Boyz: Can you figure it out
He don't got a belly button
Boyz: Belly button no, oh no no
Lunt and Boyz: No belly button!

That explains it. :D
 
Do - the stuff that buys my beer

Ra - the guy who sells me beer

Mi - the one who drinks my beer

Fa - a long way to the john

So - I'll have another beer

La - ger lager lager beer

Ti - no thanks, I'll have a beer

And that brings us back to do, do, do, do...
 
Is luath fear doimeig air fàire, latha fuar Earraich.
Swift is the slut’s husband over the hill, on a bleak day in Spring.
-Gaelic proverb
 
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