Me

[Vanilla_Spice]

I'm 56, divorced for 3 years and so far I love Literotica. I will answer PMs but not always right away and sometimes the answer will be "No thank you."

Stats: 5 foot tall, 112 pounds, salt and pepper hair, Hazel eyes

 

[RunningJib]

Vanilla Spice

I'm 56, divorced for 3 years and so far I love Literotica. I will answer PMs but not always right away and sometimes the answer will be "No thank you."

A bit of an oxymoron?

 

[Madcapsule]

A bit of an oxymoron?

One can assume it depends on whether the PM was sent by a moron or not.

 

[Vanilla_Spice]

Well....

One can assume it depends on whether the PM was sent by a moron or not.

There are things that just deserve a hardy NO

 

[walkingeagle]

Good morning!--

 

[MsTexas]

If you're female, get ready for a lot of "No thank you" ...

Just sayin

 

[HowMayIPleaseU]

If you're female, get ready for a lot of "No thank you" ...

Just sayin

Amen to that!

Welcome to Lit vanilla_spice! You might as well spell out a little more of what you are looking for to try to stem the flood of male responses you are likely to get.

 

[Vanilla_Spice]

What I want

I want to meet new people, have erotic chat, and enjoy myself

 

[Trouble_maker]

well there will be plenty of that

everyone here is very friendly and love to chat. welcum to lit.

 

[joe_boxster]

Vanilla Chat

I want to meet new people, have erotic chat, and enjoy myself

I'd love to chat with you. Sent you a PM.

 

[Ike_The_Spike]

If you're female, get ready for a lot of "No thank you" ...

Just sayin

Amen to that!

Welcome to Lit vanilla_spice! You might as well spell out a little more of what you are looking for to try to stem the flood of male responses you are likely to get.

Now why can't guys just learn a little about a woman, then introduce himself to her. Find out what she's interested in, and a little bit about her. Why do the idiots need to make things harder for the rest of us that actually LIKE women.

 

[mikeroman336]

Now why can't guys just learn a little about a woman, then introduce himself to her. Find out what she's interested in, and a little bit about her. Why do the idiots need to make things harder for the rest of us that actually LIKE women.

You know, at the end of the day it just separates the men from the boys.

 

[Ike_The_Spike]

Couldn't edit my post for some reason. I forgot something last time.

Welcome Vanilla_Spice, I hope you enjoy Lit as much as I have. I've had a good time 'becoming' myself.

 

[MsTexas]

Now why can't guys just learn a little about a woman, then introduce himself to her. Find out what she's interested in, and a little bit about her. Why do the idiots need to make things harder for the rest of us that actually LIKE women.

Because they think that because we post on a porn site that we are here for one thing and one thing only ... to help them masturbate

 

[Guest]

Very true for a majority of "them" but some of us are evolved and are just at interested in helping inspire women to masturbate (or maybe that just me)

Welcome V-Spice, I sincerely hope you find what you desire.

Because they think that because we post on a porn site that we are here for one thing and one thing only ... to help them masturbate

 

[deathbypickle]

welcome

i am only here to hi-jack threads....
and give useful tips to help men.....



but no one ever PMs me for my tips..

oh well

 

[Vanilla_Spice]

Let's put it to a vote. Do I put deathbypickle on ignore?

 

[deathbypickle]

Let's put it to a vote. Do I put deathbypickle on ignore?

oh yes please
i am such a threat.....

 

[Sylntwulf]

Hi Vanilla

I just joined today and have been reading here for some time now....from one newbee to another Welcome

 

[niv78]

Because they think that because we post on a porn site that we are here for one thing and one thing only ... to help them masturbate

Wait..wait...you mean that's NOT what you're here for? wtf?!

 

[Vanilla_Spice]

I know it's so shocking!

 

[Vanilla_Spice]

100th post *tossing confetti into the air*

 

[love_chocolate]

I know it's so shocking!

PM being sent, hoping to hear from you Vanilla_Spice!

 

[WinterBlueAbby]

I'd love to chat with you. Sent you a PM.

Did you get a "no thank you" response or a hearty "NO" ?
*chuckle*

 

[Vanilla_Spice]

Neither