Mayday, or a Meeting of the Minds

[PhallusOperandi]

Looking for damsels in distress- mostly of the sort caused by sexual frustration, but I'm not horribly picky. Please bring a thinking cap and a pair of handcuffs; all other articles optional. I will do my best to get inside your head- and if I can't understand where you're coming from, I'll at least develop what you're coming to.

 

[PhallusOperandi]

This position remains unfilled. Those seeking to feel fulfilled (and filled) are welcome to assume the position, so to speak.

 

[PhallusOperandi]

A metaphorical chair is still open for a damsel's derriere. While I can't promise said chair won't be occupied when you go to take a seat, I can confirm a space in my lap will always be available- as a headrest, at the very least.