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BiscuitHammer

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But I looooove the hate mail and scathing PMs anonymous people send. Got one today that crapped all over my writing style, my day job (which I apparently should not quit), my characters, and the dynamics therein.

And of course, the litany of everything they hated about my writing was laid out. In enough detail to let me know that they've read at least some of my stories rather thoroughly, so I'm flattered.

And of course, because my particular take and style are so very important to them, I will need to make sure I do more of the same. Much more of the same. I can already feel my inner troll goading me on, tell me to feed this person's need for more of what I gave them.

Constructive criticism is useful. If Tennyson lived this day and had things to tell me about my writing, I'd listen. But anonymous flames that shit all over the place, those are just fun, because they mean I'm gonna do whatever they objected to again. And again, and again.

And yes, there's the misanthropes who threaten to kill us and so on, but I'm just referring to the people who have to leave messages that trivialize and mock your works.

But that got me thinking...

Doubtless there are other threads somewhere down below on this subject, but for the sake of comparing notes, who else has RECENTLY had someone bravely PM or message them and tell them how awful their stories and style are?

My person guessed randomly at what my job in my industry was, crapped all over me for deciding that made me a qualified writer (which it doesn't, being a published author does that), and decrying my stories as whimsical pap.

I guess they never read The Great Khan. Yikes.

I refuse to believe I'm alone in receiving these love letters. Who else can give me a stellar example?

- BH
 
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I was recently asked if I even made it to High School.

Mine tend more towards the twisted fuck/sick bastard material.

The all time best was one from an LW story who for some reason thought I was a woman and threatened to show up at my house with his friends and beat me rape me and pour acid into my rancid bloody cunt.

Haven't had one to top that one yet for sheer malice. Of course this was anonymous.

And I think the reason there is always going to be unemployment in this country is because all of us authors still have to work because we suck at writing.
 
I had someone tell me recently that my story helped cure them of their insomnia. My story made them fall asleep. Hadn't heard that one before.

I was glad I could be of service.
 
I was recently asked if I even made it to High School.

Mine tend more towards the twisted fuck/sick bastard material.

The all time best was one from an LW story who for some reason thought I was a woman and threatened to show up at my house with his friends and beat me rape me and pour acid into my rancid bloody cunt.

Haven't had one to top that one yet for sheer malice. Of course this was anonymous.

And I think the reason there is always going to be unemployment in this country is because all of us authors still have to work because we suck at writing.

It's their bravery that I so admire. Lol.
 
Everyone a critic eh? Most I bet would struggle to put two sentences together. Most of you are probably your own best critic anyway so you know your own good from bad. At least you can usually tell when it’s going to be bad but there is a reason maybe in just needing to get ‘stuff’ out of the way and written so you can move on. Brutal One.
 
Everyone a critic eh? Most I bet would struggle to put two sentences together. Most of you are probably your own best critic anyway so you know your own good from bad. At least you can usually tell when it’s going to be bad but there is a reason maybe in just needing to get ‘stuff’ out of the way and written so you can move on. Brutal One.

The definition of irony on Literotica is people who leave comments critiquing your grammar...

That are full of typos. :D
 
I think the funniest one i ever received was on an LW story(of course)

We should be a little easier with this author, anyone who would write this is obviously a little slow

The one that provided the best visual was...

Never Again
Where does he get this pathetic shit? I got sick of picking the corn out his verbal diarrhea on the second page and had to stop reading. Awful. Just awful.


This one gets the award for being quick and to the point

by looking4it
01/24/14
Bleh
 
I think the funniest one i ever received was on an LW story(of course)

We should be a little easier with this author, anyone who would write this is obviously a little slow

The one that provided the best visual was...

Never Again
Where does he get this pathetic shit? I got sick of picking the corn out his verbal diarrhea on the second page and had to stop reading. Awful. Just awful.


This one gets the award for being quick and to the point

by looking4it
01/24/14
Bleh

Lovecraft, I wish my haters had the blithe wit yours did, I'm totally jelly! XD
 
I got told in no uncertain terms that I am only capable of writing self-indulgent, fanboyish pap, not fit for real peoples' edification.

Some of my stories are feel-good stories, it's true. Some are fanciful. Some are grim and exceedingly violent.

But the grim and exceedingly violent ones tend to attract the 'Well, actually...' zoilists out there, as opposed to the broad-brush ninnies who have no constructive criticism to offer.

As I said, since they were so very firm in their rejection of certain aspects of my style, I will simply have to add more and more and more of these elements, because you KNOW this person is going to keep reading. It's clearly important to them, and I'd hate to see them just walk away unfulfilled...
 
The definition of irony on Literotica is people who leave comments critiquing your grammar...

That are full of typos. :D

That's one of my two favorite types of ironic comments.

The other is the guy who's totally into stories about mom fucking her son but he gets indignant when a finger goes in her bum:

"No self-respecting mom would do that."

I've had comments like that and I'll bet you have to.

There's not a goddam thing you can say to that.
 
That's one of my two favorite types of ironic comments.

The other is the guy who's totally into stories about mom fucking her son but he gets indignant when a finger goes in her bum:

"No self-respecting mom would do that."

I've had comments like that and I'll bet you have to.

There's not a goddam thing you can say to that.
Yes there is: "Hey Mom, one finger or two, tonight?"

It's no different to, "How many sugars?"
 
That's one of my two favorite types of ironic comments.

The other is the guy who's totally into stories about mom fucking her son but he gets indignant when a finger goes in her bum:

"No self-respecting mom would do that."

I've had comments like that and I'll bet you have to.

There's not a goddam thing you can say to that.

Do you get the feeling that the person who screamed that at you tried, one time earlier in life, to stick a finger in their mother's butt and got the bejeezus beaten out of them, and that's how they know?

Mom: (thrash thrash beat pummel!) "OF ALL THE NERVE!!! ISN'T IT ENOUGH THAT I LET YOU FUCK ME?! A FINGER IN MY BEHIND?! WHAT KIND OF MOTHER DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?! WHAT ABOUT MY DIGNITY?! THERE ARE READERS WATCHING, YOU LECHEROUS LITTLE FINGER-BANGING BASTARD!"
 
That's one of my two favorite types of ironic comments.

The other is the guy who's totally into stories about mom fucking her son but he gets indignant when a finger goes in her bum:

"No self-respecting mom would do that."

I've had comments like that and I'll bet you have to.

There's not a goddam thing you can say to that.

Incest has a surprising amount of sub factions.

I get comments that "why do all this author's mothers talk like porn stars"

Well...maybe because its a porn site and these are dirty stories?

So, to these people its okay a mom will suck and fuck her son, but she can't say dirty words...got it...not.

My WIP is "No way to treat your mother:" another long epic which will feature a mom/son that have a lot of bitterness between them and are always pissing each other off, and he ends up blackmailing her so the sex is rough with some degrading language...figured I'd title it based on what the most popular comment will be.
 
But I looooove the hate mail and scathing PMs anonymous people send. Got one today that crapped all over my writing style, my day job (which I apparently should not quit), my characters, and the dynamics therein.

And of course, the litany of everything they hated about my writing was laid out. In enough detail to let me know that they've read at least some of my stories rather thoroughly, so I'm flattered.

And of course, because my particular take and style are so very important to them, I will need to make sure I do more of the same. Much more of the same. I can already feel my inner troll goading me on, tell me to feed this person's need for more of what I gave them.

Constructive criticism is useful. If Tennyson lived this day and had things to tell me about my writing, I'd listen. But anonymous flames that shit all over the place, those are just fun, because they mean I'm gonna do whatever they objected to again. And again, and again.

And yes, there's the misanthropes who threaten to kill us and so on, but I'm just referring to the people who have to leave messages that trivialize and mock your works.

But that got me thinking...

Doubtless there are other threads somewhere down below on this subject, but for the sake of comparing notes, who else has RECENTLY had someone bravely PM or message them and tell them how awful their stories and style are?

My person guessed randomly at what my job in my industry was, crapped all over me for deciding that made me a qualified writer (which it doesn't, being a published author does that), and decrying my stories as whimsical pap.

I guess they never read The Great Khan. Yikes.

I refuse to believe I'm alone in receiving these love letters. Who else can give me a stellar example?
- BH


You must be doing something right,to elicit a response?.After all isn't that what art is meant to do create a reaction/response for good or bad.If they (wanna be haters) had something better to do,but obviously they haven't.
They've never heard the dictum "Sticks and Stones".Never read any of your work,carry on and say,"So What".A platitude a day keeps the doctor away.
 
Yes there is: "Hey Mom, one finger or two, tonight?"

It's no different to, "How many sugars?"

Well, you know, I can say anything to Mom. She's like that.

But to the mom-loving, basement-dwelling incest reader with an ass aversion, I'd just be poking the bear.
 
Well, you know, I can say anything to Mom. She's like that.

But to the mom-loving, basement-dwelling incest reader with an ass aversion, I'd just be poking the bear.

That's no way to talk about the readership you're so desperate to please.

Besides, after the loving wives readers overflowed the gutters they took over all the basements.
 
Poking the bear isn't allowed on this site.

Hmmm.

I think bear poking on this site is allowed as long as:

1) The bear enjoys it;

2) The bear is an adult bear, and isn't presented in a way that makes it look like a juvenile bear; and

3) The bear isn't really a bear, but an alien from another planet that impersonates bears.

So long as all three elements are met, poke away.
 
But I looooove the hate mail and scathing PMs anonymous people send. Got one today that crapped all over my writing style, my day job (which I apparently should not quit), my characters, and the dynamics therein.
- BH

Hey FYI, I just read a couple of chapters of Alex and Alexa and I think they are very well written and engaging. Good job.
 
Hey FYI, I just read a couple of chapters of Alex and Alexa and I think they are very well written and engaging. Good job.

Well, thank you, much appreciated. That's my earliest stuff, so I'm hoping my style has improved in the interim (that being five years now)

And I will confess that Alex & Alexa is the story that got ahead of me, since the characters evolved WAY beyond their original scope. It was supposed to be six chapters long, at best. It became 17, and then mushroomed out into prequels, sequels, and spin-offs.

And quite a few of the characters have changed (hopefully improved) a LOT since then.

Guess we'll see.
 
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