May Day
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Hypoxia
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"Oh daughter, dear daughter, take a warning from me
And don't you go marching with the young C.N.D.
For they'll rock you and they'll roll you
And they'll shove you into bed
And if they steal your nuclear secrets, you'll wish you were dead"
Go limp.
And don't you go marching with the young C.N.D.
For they'll rock you and they'll roll you
And they'll shove you into bed
And if they steal your nuclear secrets, you'll wish you were dead"
Go limp.
sirhugs
Riding to the Rescue
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where does the praying mantis enter?
Hypoxia
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The mantids are Big Oil's secret. It's the tentacle monsters we must beware.
The security team (2 women) capture a single male protester and are advised via radio to strip search him. One woman has control of his hands, which are cuffed behind him, while the other actually squats in front of him and drops his pants, only to find out he's rather impressive below the waist, easily excited, and that she likes how he smells... ;-) Then, she might find that it's not easy to get pants back on a guy that's aroused. The other officer is laughing her ass off, and suggests she jerk or blow him, so they can get him dressed again...
