May 7th!...

[mistressastra]

is Masturbation Day. So what will you be doing to celebrate?

 

[Liontamr]

Same thing we do every night Pinky, try and take over...

*looks*

Oh.. wait.. wrong question about what I am doing that night.

Ya know, I think maybe this should be the one night I don't get myself off.. Ya know out of respect for the millions who have gotten off before me..

Ah hell, who am I kiddin? I'm gonna cum... five or six times.. Hell.. I have the day off that day... I should cum like every hour ON the hour..

*grins*

 

[SXCRgirl]

Boy Liontamer, you're such an overachiever.

 

[Sillyman]

I think it's time I hurt myself again. Time to take some heavy doses of vitamin E, rent Cool Devices, a find something to stick up my ass. I'll be gasping for air before the days out. Oh, and some good lube too....

 

[Liontamr]

Boy Liontamer, you're such an overachiever.

I always shoot for high lofty goals.

Heh.. I shoot for other things as well but that's something that can be talked about on the 7th!

 

[SXCRgirl]

I always shoot for high lofty goals.

Heh.. I shoot for other things as well but that's something that can be talked about on the 7th!

Liontamr, I'll be looking for a report on the 8th. HA! You will be indisposed on the 7th. Or, you could give us a report during breaks. LOL!

 

[MechaBlade]

is Masturbation Day. So what will you be doing to celebrate?

Jesus's Birth?

 

[Liontamr]

Liontamr, I'll be looking for a report on the 8th. HA! You will be indisposed on the 7th. Or, you could give us a report during breaks. LOL!

I could do reports... Maybe I'll even call some local media outlet:

This is Grace McFairlady at the home of Liontamr... Who is in hour number 15 of his 24 hour cum marathon..

Mr. Liontamr is still holding up and staying up well, despite the set back two hours ago when he accidentally used salsa dip after grabbing the wrong bottle beside his chair.. He has recovered well, but does worry that by hour 22 a seventh showing of "Debbie Does Dallas" may not be enough to help him.."

 

[Lasz]

Probably masterbate.

WOuldn't it be an ironic day for someone to lose their virginity?

 

[Smiley777]

I could do reports... Maybe I'll even call some local media outlet:

This is Grace McFairlady at the home of Liontamr... Who is in hour number 15 of his 24 hour cum marathon..

Mr. Liontamr is still holding up and staying up well, despite the set back two hours ago when he accidentally used salsa dip after grabbing the wrong bottle beside his chair.. He has recovered well, but does worry that by hour 22 a seventh showing of "Debbie Does Dallas" may not be enough to help him.."

LMAO!!! Oh lord that was funny! Good times.

 

[Liontamr]

*bump!*

Btw, I'm sorry I can't follow through on what I said I was going to do.. Someone foiled my plans last night and wore me out, although I didn't mind what she did in the least!

 

[J.B.]

*bump!*

Btw, I'm sorry I can't follow through on what I said I was going to do.. Someone foiled my plans last night and wore me out, although I didn't mind what she did in the least!

shhhh... You promised you wouldn't tell...

kidding

 

[Liontamr]

shhhh... You promised you wouldn't tell...

Ohhh you meant not to tell of last night?! I thought you meant don't tell the entire board about that one position that's a favorite of yours.

Hate to tell you though my neck is hurting and I think I pulled a hamstring trying to work that position...

I'm kidding as well of course.. nice to see ya JB

 

[J.B.]

Ohhh you meant not to tell of last night?! I thought you meant don't tell the entire board about that one position that's a favorite of yours.
Hate to tell you though my neck is hurting and I think I pulled a hamstring trying to work that position...

And you said you loved that one...
Poor baby! here let me kiss it & make itall better...


yeah yeah we all know we're kidding.

 

[koalabear]

is Masturbation Day. So what will you be doing to celebrate?

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[Liontamr]

And you said you loved that one...
Poor baby! here let me kiss it & make itall better...

Well I did love it! But I think in the middle of action I did say I" am gonna feel this tommorow.."

 

[J.B.]

Well I did love it! But I think in the middle of action I did say "I am gonna feel this tommorow.."

*sniker*
Poor guy...

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Well I was not aware what today was....

So far all I did today was pay my insurance... it was due today.

 

[Andreina]

May 7th is also the day when Nazi Germany capitulated.

Just thought we should remember that as well



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