Maxims to live by...

[*bratcat*]

 

[Shelby]

Never face the facts.

The recipe for disaster has only three ingredients.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

lmao

Very good.

Some real ones . . .

• Don't sweat the small stuff.
• What you say is what you get.
• The linguistic derivation of the word assume - make an ass out of you and me.
• Never go to bed angry.
• Only a fool breaks the two second rule.
• "Will this matter in 2 years?"