Matchmaker Time: Gentlemen Line Up

[saintsinner42]

Hey guys i am taking on a task for a female friend of mine. shes a new regular on lit.


i am screening potential canidates for her because one) too many guys keep sending her wang FIRST 2) im a fucking asshole so i will not be taking your shit 3)this is hilariously funny 4) shes actually a great person that i actually like talking to

but hey...im also looking out for you as well! shes a hottie

heres some things i can guarentee you
1) attractive (she has a great thread on here but i wont tell you which yet so we dont get guys coming over again and repeating problem one)
2)38d ...need i say more
3) 5'5"
3 and a bit) Red head and blue eyes
5) no problem with dirty and fun times
6) music afficanato (spelling ...eck)



Qualifications
1) 18-25 (i rule i am in this range as well ...too bad white people smell)
2) emo guys preferable
3) Face pic posted here (prefeered) or PM me with a link if youre concerned about privacy
4) ill fucking cut you if you break this one, no fucking cocks right away
5) covos a must
6) if you pester my fucking ass, no bewbies for you
7) normal shit
8) spontenaity

so line up and ill send you on to meet her approval. she'll be responsible for contacting you.

 

[Velvet Revolver]

Name: Travis
Age: 19
Emo: Uh....no. Though I do enjoy bands such as The Used and My Chemical Romance.

Picture attached.

 

[saintsinner42]

Danke. your submission is in the pool of canidates.

and nice to meet you VR

 

[Velvet Revolver]

Nice to meet you to. Yeah. I love that cowboy hat. Or did. Until one of my moronic relatives left it outside in the rain. Haven't found one to replace it yet.

 

[AgntSmth]

Just a thought for you, that might increase your chances of success in finding someone for your friend: some guys on here are hesitant about posting face pics in publicly accessible forums, especially those who work in jobs where people might flip if they find out that they're posting on adult message boards (think teachers, and basically anybody else who works with children for a living, among others). You might want to consider offering them some alternate way to send a face pic if they contact you first and let you know this is the case.

 

[saintsinner42]

good point agent smith. hmmmmm....lets seem ...do i want my inbox full of these guys.


fuck it. she'll owe me.

guys you can post body pics here and send a faceshot to my inbox ONLY IF YOURE CONCERNED ABOUT SHOWING IT IN PUBLIC. please sweetbejesus no cocks in the thread or my inbox. ill have to cut you.


if you dont care, post it in here still

 

[EndCredits]

I don't get it. Are we supposed to e-date her or something?

 

[saintsinner42]

I don't get it. Are we supposed to e-date her or something?

dont know if it would be e-dates but chattting and what not. dont know where it will stop. that really depends on you guys.maybe that would happen. or real date her or maybe more.

man, im just running a bit of interferance.

she doesnt mind talking and shit. and nudity isnt a real problem but she wants to find some less lecherous guys on lit.

im just pimping her out really. except im not getting paid



im a bad pimp

 

[thiscouldbtricky]

Hey guys i am taking on a task for a female friend of mine. shes a new regular on lit.


i am screening potential canidates for her because one) too many guys keep sending her wang FIRST 2) im a fucking asshole so i will not be taking your shit 3)this is hilariously funny 4) shes actually a great person that i actually like talking to

but hey...im also looking out for you as well! shes a hottie

heres some things i can guarentee you
1) attractive (she has a great thread on here but i wont tell you which yet so we dont get guys coming over again and repeating problem one)
2)38d ...need i say more
3) 5'5"
3 and a bit) Red head and blue eyes
5) no problem with dirty and fun times
6) music afficanato (spelling ...eck)



Qualifications
1) 18-25 (i rule i am in this range as well ...too bad white people smell)
2) emo guys preferable
3) Face pic posted here (prefeered) or PM me with a link if youre concerned about privacy
4) ill fucking cut you if you break this one, no fucking cocks right away
5) covos a must
6) if you pester my fucking ass, no bewbies for you
7) normal shit
8) spontenaity

so line up and ill send you on to meet her approval. she'll be responsible for contacting you.

What a gentleman! Especially when it seems to make more sense for you to keep such a great woman for yourself!

 

[saintsinner42]

<----meh?


that and she needs someone more grounded and stable than yours truly. dunno if i can stay too attached anywhere long.

 

[EndCredits]

dont know if it would be e-dates but chattting and what not. dont know where it will stop. that really depends on you guys.maybe that would happen. or real date her or maybe more.

man, im just running a bit of interferance.

she doesnt mind talking and shit. and nudity isnt a real problem but she wants to find some less lecherous guys on lit.

im just pimping her out really. except im not getting paid



im a bad pimp

Heh. So was this her idea or yours?

This still seems really weird. I'm kind of intrigued but it seems like it can't be that hard to find a decent guy to talk to, especially when the odds are so stacked in her favor.

 

[saintsinner42]

true man.

i thought it up. im just here to sceen out some of the wackjobs and porn surfers. thats what she didnt like.

shes an awesome girl so this is also a bit of a tribute thread.

so hit me with the links biznatch if you aint scared

 

[thiscouldbtricky]

Heh. So was this her idea or yours?

This still seems really weird. I'm kind of intrigued but it seems like it can't be that hard to find a decent guy to talk to, especially when the odds are so stacked in her favor.

I know this wasnt directed at me...
BUT YES IT IS A HARD THING TO FIND.
Some guys don't start on sex right away, but pretty damn close... they wanna show their cocks, or wanna see what I've got... or whatever. They ask to see pics of me before they even say HELLO sometimes...
C'mon now guys... There is NO better way to tell women that you are desperate!!!!
And me, I'm in a relationship... Guys these days won't even TALK to me after they find that out... It's like if sex isn't anywhere in the equation at some point in time, it's not worth it to them at all to even have an F***ING conversation.
*shakes head*
Okay, so I don't get bombed by the men that aren't like this, how very few there are, I know there are exceptions out there, but you are hard to find and QUITE A find you are, so stay sweet and don't become lecherous pigs.

K... sorry my rant is done.

 

[saintsinner42]

I know this wasnt directed at me...
BUT YES IT IS A HARD THING TO FIND.
Some guys don't start on sex right away, but pretty damn close... they wanna show their cocks, or wanna see what I've got... or whatever. They ask to see pics of me before they even say HELLO sometimes...
C'mon now guys... There is NO better way to tell women that you are deperate!!!!
And me, I'm in a relationship... Guys these days won't even TALK to me after they find that out... It's like if sex isn't anywhere in the equation at some point in time, it's not worth it to them at all to even have an F***ING conversation.
*shakes head*
Okay, so I don't get bombed by the men that aren't like this, how very few there are, I know there are exceptions out there, but you are hard to find and QUITE A find you are, so stay sweet and not a lecherous pig.

K... sorry my rant is done.

wow. remember gentleman. shell eat you alive!
i think this can also be my treatise page for guys scoping naked women on the internet. not all women who post are the worlds most beautiful woman so it seems really insincere when you say it every other post. theyre naked, not dumb.

sometimes its helpful to think that lit is a shark tank with a few normal fish in there. lots of circling around fresh fish in the water.

 

[titmouse]

Hey guys i am taking on a task for a female friend of mine. shes a new regular on lit.


i am screening potential canidates for her because one) too many guys keep sending her wang FIRST 2) im a fucking asshole so i will not be taking your shit 3)this is hilariously funny 4) shes actually a great person that i actually like talking to

but hey...im also looking out for you as well! shes a hottie

heres some things i can guarentee you
1) attractive (she has a great thread on here but i wont tell you which yet so we dont get guys coming over again and repeating problem one)
2)38d ...need i say more
3) 5'5"
3 and a bit) Red head and blue eyes
5) no problem with dirty and fun times
6) music afficanato (spelling ...eck)



Qualifications
1) 18-25 (i rule i am in this range as well ...too bad white people smell)
2) emo guys preferable
3) Face pic posted here (prefeered) or PM me with a link if youre concerned about privacy
4) ill fucking cut you if you break this one, no fucking cocks right away
5) covos a must
6) if you pester my fucking ass, no bewbies for you
7) normal shit
8) spontenaity

so line up and ill send you on to meet her approval. she'll be responsible for contacting you.

Neat undertaking. Good to see a friend who cares that much.

Where do I get one?

Just chimming in to wish the Matchmaker and the lady best of luck in their quest.

 

[titmouse]

I'm kind of intrigued but it seems like it can't be that hard to find a decent guy to talk to, especially when the odds are so stacked in her favor.

Try decent and single ... mission impossible.

Mini-hijack over. Sorry, couldn't resist.

 

[saintsinner42]

thanks for the support ladies.

how bout you girls herd some guys in here as well? so far soo good on guys. the guys seem decent enough that have been responding. by putting a doorman out, chased away the porn seekers.

cause fuckers...that my job!

and this is the morning bump foos!

 

[BustingOut]

I'd be interested but I'm 29 and thus out of the running. That and I don't have a pic to post so I'm really really out of the running. I'm not emo, so I'm really really really out of the running. You get the idea.

I just like the idea that a cock pic right off the bat is NOT going to get you e-laid. Who the fuck are these guys that try that shit? Has it EVER worked for them, seriously?

I don't really know why I bothered to post this, I just want to find out what happens. Anyway, hope the girl finds someone good.

 

[Velvet Revolver]

If it helps me get ahead any more. I'm very music oreintated. By that I mean I listen to just about everything except Opera and Classical.

I like bands/ Artists

AC/DC
Guns N Roses
Avenged Sevenfold
Frank Sinatria
My Chemical Romance
Tupac Shakur
Steve Earle
Garth Brooks
Big N Rich (Fucking Awesome country group who have a very diffrent style of country then what most are used to.)

And the list goes on and on. I've just started getting into Reggae and Reaggaeton.

 

[eyeretinaeye]

Whizbangchickenpluckers

Holy Naked Whizbang

I am indeed a wonder to marvel at, if you think the chicken ranch is for you, then ladies please pm me ................

Welcome to Whizbangchickenpluckers!

This family dresses out 150 to 200 chickens a year. He says his kids are smiling because they'll never have to hand-pluck chickens again. "Never have we had chickens plucked so clean with so little effort," says David.

This is a group where small-farm and backyard poultry producers can compare notes and discuss everything related to the subject of processing poultry.

Much of our discussion centers around the homemade WHIZBANG chicken plucking machine.

If you like the idea of picking the feathers off more than one bird at a time, in about 15 seconds, without having to even touch the critters (you just watch), then you'll like the Whizbang. You can build your own using new parts for less than $500, and a lot less than that if you use some salvaged parts. Your Whizbang will pluck chickens, ducks and turkeys.

Hundreds of WHIZBANG pluckers have been built in the past four years. They are hard at work on small farms and in backyards all across the United States and in several foreign countries.

 

[Evil_Geoff]

At 45, I'm _WAY_ outta the running. *LOL* And I don't own any dick pics so there's no threat there... But what the hell, it's a funny thread and deserves a bump.

 

[saintsinner42]

da fuck was that wizbang thing about?

anyways. yeah sorry guys. shes looking for people round her own age. thanks for the support of the STOP COCK EMAIL campaign.

 

[BustingOut]

da fuck was that wizbang thing about?

anyways. yeah sorry guys. shes looking for people round her own age. thanks for the support of the STOP COCK EMAIL campaign.

I don't know what the fuck that was. I think he thought it was clever and gave him a shot?

Are we ever going to find out who the girl is and/or who she picks?

 

[FluteMaster]

I don't know what the fuck that was. I think he thought it was clever and gave him a shot?

Are we ever going to find out who the girl is and/or who she picks?

Hey, don't let the girl out, this thread is way too much fun with all the comments.

(And yes I'm out of the running on so many counts I'm also in awith a chance!! )

 

[Resilience87]

Well I might as well give it a shot - haven't had much luck finding suitable people on here, as of yet.

I'm 19 and from London, UK and I'm a manager in the city. I'm not too sure about time difference and lags, or even where this lady lives.
http://pics.worldsbiggestchat.com/UK/pic.aspx?t=0&x=MG1&p=4c6647b88d86427a883b5d8db66d02ad.jpg

Here's a picture of me.