Match.com

[johnnieblue44]

I have had several friends of both genders tell me this is the easiest dating webpage on which to get laid. I have heard it referred to as match.cum and snatch.com among other endearing names.

What have the fine people of the general board's experiences been?

 

[blobfish]

Those aren't acronyms.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

Ehhh..

 

[johnnieblue44]

Those aren't acronyms.

Yeah, you're right.

Mea culpa, professor.

Now can we proceed?

 

[Phelia]

Yeah, you're right.

Mea culpa, professor.

Now can we proceed?

If we're being picky, they're not exactly "endearing," either.

That being said, I think they really missed the boat by not naming it snatch.com. That's way better.

 

[blobfish]

If we're being picky, they're not exactly "endearing," either.

That being said, I think they really missed the boat by not naming it snatch.com. That's way better.

Gash.com would also have worked.

 

[Ham Murabi]

Gash.com would also have worked.

syph.com also works.

 

[blobfish]

Also, how about that eHarmony website? They're the Chik-fil-A of the internet. I vote that they accept gay singles. Perhaps they could acknowledge this by changing their name to something like eSodomy.

 

[blobfish]

syph.com also works.

Is that a fetish market of which I am unaware?

 

[Phelia]

What do you guys think of visitthiswebsiteifyouwouldliketohaveoralanalorvaginalsex.com? Too subtle?

 

[blobfish]

What do you guys think of visitthiswebsiteifyouwouldliketohaveoralanalorvaginalsex.com? Too subtle?

I think that people appreciate straightforwardness, but I think you're being a little closeminded by leaving several possible entry points off of your list. The human body is like a piece of emmentaler.

 

[Narcissus]

Is that a fetish market of which I am unaware?

Syph? As in syphillis? Even my iPad corrected it.

 

[KRCummings]

I thought everyone used Craigslist these days.

 

[mercury14]

A female friend and I signed up for match.com years ago. We started off by writing each others profiles... which is a really wonderful way to flirt with someone.

We immediately started dating each other for like 9 months and never used the service. Highly recommended