masturbation

[ManOSafety]

Actually Cymb, I do get the opportunity sometimes, though I'm careful not to let them know or see whose tests I'm grading and I don't tell them the mistakes so they can't figure it out. But we're such a small school, there're frequently students around after school when I'm grading, so they'll hear me laughing while I grade. It's so fun to make them paranoid .

What do you teach?

 

[TaffyJ]

Usage! Aargh!

Just tonight, I've seen so much their, there, they're wrongness, my eyes cross! I know it's just casual typing. I'm aware I have my own constant blunders, but that one really bugs me and I've been more sensitive to it lately. I must have a hormonally induced intolerance, because it only bothers me sometimes.

 

[cymbidia]

What do you teach?

7th/8th grade science and sex ed - though i'm on a teaching break for now. I have a somewhat rowdy, boisterous sense of humor and always thought that if they could learn from me laughing at their answers, if i could teach them why it was funny, then we'd all have a good time and get something out of it, too. So i laughed in their faces, sometimes, never hurting any feelings but not covering up the funny stuff either, you know?

cym

 

[ManOSafety]

Sounds like a good approach to me Cymb

Since I'm at a small private school, I teach 7th through 11th grade history, and like you try to make the class funny so they might learn something

 

[IndianaJones]

"I can share a humorous misspelling again that I still get a chuckle over...

I had a student describing the demise of John Huss (a early Reformer in the Catholic church) stating that he was burned at the steak."


A few years ago, having heard one too many child learning the pledge of allegiance refer to "the United Steaks of America", I took action. I crafted an appropriate recipe to fit the pledge, and published it in one of the national food magazines. I now prepare United Steaks of America every July 4th. If anyone is interested in this patriotic and tasty dish, feel free to write me for it. Now I will go and massterbaighte.

 

[Chuckus]

BTW Chuckus, I'm glad 2 c that hukt awn fonix werkt 4 u 2

hukd awn fonix wirkd fir me...........glad 2 se sumon lse usd it 2. LOL

 

[Never]

Everytime I post on this board I'm thankful that I have a spell checker - I swear, some of these ladies are out for blood.

 

[Cheyenne]

hehe... who, me?

 

[cymbidia]

Everytime I post on this board I'm thankful that I have a spell checker - I swear, some of these ladies are out for blood.

Ohhhh. Blood play...

 

[Never]

What, don't you think I've tried?
In middle school every Monday we'd be given ten words to learn and every Friday we'd have a spelling test on those ten words and every week I'd get a big, fat 'F'.
And this went on for THREE FUCKING YEARS!
.. That's no way to start a weekend.

Not once, not once did I not fail that test! So, yes, I realize that I am a very poor speller.

(Okay, I've made a fool of myself, time to exit the thread)

 

[Never]

You know, even if I can't spell it I like to say the word:
Masssssturrrrbaaaation.
MassssstURRRRbation.
MASSSSSTURbation.
MassturBAAAtion.

 

[cymbidia]

You know, even if I can't spell it I like to say the word:
Masssssturrrrbaaaation.
MassssstURRRRbation.
MASSSSSTURbation.
MassturBAAAtion.

~giggling~ And were your fingers moving around while you were dragging all those lovely masturabtory syllables out...?

 

[Never]

Naturally.
What, you think I type with my toes? I have lovely feet, as much as I type I'd give them calluses.

Now where was I? Oh, yes.


Masssss!
Masssss!
Masssssturbation

 

[cymbidia]

Actually, i think you're dodging the question, and quite capably, too. Now what was that question...

Oh yes.

Does saying the "Massssssturbation" make you want to do it?

 

[Never]

(Thinking of a dozen ways I could dodge this question)

Hmmm...
(pondering on that one)

Okay, I had a twinge but, in all honesty, simply saying the word makes me blush but it doesn't really do much for me. Now, if someone I was interested in had been listening, it might be a different story. The idea of me masturbating doesn't turn me on, I do it frequently, it's a release... If I were picturing someone else doing it, again, it would be a different story.