Masturbation with a snake

[Guest]

It sounds disgustung yet at the same time excites me because I can't imagine what it would be like to have something so big inside of me that would wriggle so much.

Has anybody here done it, and if so what does it feel like?

 

[Wizard]

Well ..........I'm a male but since no one joined in..........................................I bet it would feel like a big old slimey fucking snake in your twat..................................

 

[lickerish]

Maybe if you're lucky, it'll strangle some sense into you.

I bet the snake doesn't care to know what it's like inside your big ol' slimey digusting po-po.

 

[Harbinger]

It would be wrong, because the snake can't give consent. And that's bad. So don't do it.

And the snake would have to be 18.

In snake years.

 

[p_p_man]

It's necessary to select a snake...

that doesn't easily get emotionally attached...

they're funny that way!

 

[lavender]

 

[*bratcat*]

oh my...

 

[bluntforcemama]

Leave the snake alone! It'll probably suffocate and die.

 

[Silverlily]

Wizzie, hun, snakes are not slimey.


Unless, of course, they've been places they aren't supposed to be.

 

[Barb Dwyer]

But Harbinger - what if they both shed their inhibitions?

 

[WriterDom]

Go for it. Find one of the Australian poisonous snakes. You'll die quickly, but you really don't need to reproduce.

 

[Siren]

This is for Cheyenne

 

[Mensa]

It sounds disgustung yet at the same time excites me because I can't imagine what it would be like to have something so big inside of me that would wriggle so much.

Has anybody here done it, and if so what does it feel like?

Here's something to consider, why is everyone assuming this poster is female?

 

[Siren]

You know, it doesnt matter if a man or woman cuz

 

[Mensa]

Re: You know, it doesnt matter if a man or woman cuz

.......there is a thought no one has taken into account....

what if the snake lays eggs while wiggling and dancing inside eh?

I guess that would be worse than a case of "crabs"

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Its in James Pattersons book near the end...

The snake has its mouth sewn shut... and it sounded very interesting. I was so disappointed when it wasnt in the film

 

[tmuyo]

 

[Renegade]

Re: You know, it doesnt matter if a man or woman cuz

.......there is a thought no one has taken into account....

what if the snake lays eggs while wiggling and dancing inside eh?

It would probably end up being something like what's described in this thread: http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=10686

 

[beckbabe]

I knew a girl in high school who licked her snake, and was altogether too close with it.

Chef, that did sound hot, I know it shouldn't turn me on because it's all about a psycho and his snake, but that scene in the book was hot. Were you just disappointed that that scene wasn't there, or that the movie had no fucking resemblance to the book?

 

[Cheyenne]

Re: This is for Cheyenne

.........I thought this was about MM.



as for the snakie dance in the twatter?

I hate snakes so much I didn't even open this thread until now.

I assumed it had nothing to do with MM based on the mention of masturbation in the title. I'm glad that thought about it being MM DIDN'T cross my mind!