Masturbation thoughts thread

[ibhard]

bel ami models ^^

 

[OhMissScarlett]

bel ami models ^^

*gasp* Hey, me too! Especially the ones with the really thick cocks like Liam, Steve, Lukas, Renato....

Though, my favorite Bel Ami fantasy is that Dano is my older brother and we have anal sex every morning before school.

If I'm not fantasizing about those guys, it's usually Mario Batali.

 

[angela146]

Always, but ... a hard on is just as much of a beg as words ... The question is more pleasurably put - what DOES one do from there.

Just keep up what you are doing and enjoy the moment. Let him continue to beg in whatever form.

 

[angela146]

I got a parking ticket the other day and hid it in my desk drawer. I'm waiting for my husband to get the "past due" notice in the mail that shows the parking ticket with a $30 late fee.

This morning (Saturday morning at about 11am...) I thought about what he is going to do to me when he gets the notice.

 

[Antfarmer77]

it's usually Mario Batali.

That's so weird...I have this recurring fantasy about Paula Deen! Seriously.. I don't know if it's her accent...the high cholesteral foods ...or what but I'd throw a shot into her

 

[Stella_Omega]

I got a parking ticket the other day and hid it in my desk drawer. I'm waiting for my husband to get the "past due" notice in the mail that shows the parking ticket with a $30 late fee.

This morning (Saturday morning at about 11am...) I thought about what he is going to do to me when he gets the notice.

That's a lot of fun for $30.00!

 

[joeys-game]

Getting it on with a friend..

 

[OhMissScarlett]

That's so weird...I have this recurring fantasy about Paula Deen! Seriously.. I don't know if it's her accent...the high cholesteral foods ...or what but I'd throw a shot into her

I love her too, but not in that way, lol. She reminds me of my aunt, which is probably why I don't find her attractive, otherwise, her mac and cheese had me at hello.

 

[angela146]

That's a lot of fun for $30.00!

Yes...

My husband doesn't like wasting money, even on a small scale, so it's an easy way to push his buttons. Spending frivolously doesn't do it, so I look for ways to "accidentally" blow small but tangible amounts of money.

This will be enough to piss him off big time, especially since he will know that I did it on purpose.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Yes...

My husband doesn't like wasting money, even on a small scale, so it's an easy way to push his buttons. Spending frivolously doesn't do it, so I look for ways to "accidentally" blow small but tangible amounts of money.

This will be enough to piss him off big time, especially since he will know that I did it on purpose.

Okay... now I'm imagining myself in his place- pulling you out of that blue swimsuit... :
(yes, I know it's not you- but that's how I see you)

 

[Antfarmer77]

Okay... now I'm imagining myself in his place- pulling you out of that blue swimsuit... :catroar:
(yes, I know it's not you- but that's how I see you)

Ok now I'm imagining that too! This damn carpal tunnel is never gonna go away

 

[Stella_Omega]

Ok now I'm imagining that too! This damn carpal tunnel is never gonna go away

this is where ambidexterity comes in handy...

 

[Antfarmer77]

this is where ambidexterity comes in handy...

Would using both hands constitute a masterbatory 3 way?

 

[redfox1961]

a) doing my young stud of a neighbor
b) going down on the new girl at the gym

 

[fifty5]

So, what did you think about when you last put your hands or toys between your legs?

Tell us what goes on in your kinky little mind while you're getting off.

The scenario of my new story (a nursing mum less than half my age) - I wrote and rewrote it several times in my head before touching the keyboard instead of myself.

The bit in the park is true.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Would using both hands constitute a masterbatory 3 way?

me, myself and I...
It's a quorum!

 

[GoneAViking]

My last time....

A scene my wife told me about here on Lit. She blind folded me had me perform oral on her friends and then lay back on the bed and finish myself off for their visual pleasure.

 

[angela146]

Okay... now I'm imagining myself in his place- pulling you out of that blue swimsuit...

Oh, I'd probably be willing to peel it off.Actually, she looks enough like me that it should do the trick. I'm a little more Italian in my facial features and skin color.

 

[angela146]

Ok now I'm imagining that too! This damn carpal tunnel is never gonna go away

Move your whole arm, not just your wrist.

 

[angela146]

Would using both hands constitute a masterbatory 3 way?

Only if you use both hands at the same time. (I can do that if I lay face down).

 

[Antfarmer77]

Only if you use both hands at the same time. (I can do that if I lay face down).

Gosh it's hot in here all of a sudden

 

[Huckleman2000]

me, myself and I...
It's a quorum!

I'd call that a unanimous vote!

 

[Stella_Omega]

Oh, I'd probably be willing to peel it off.Actually, she looks enough like me that it should do the trick. I'm a little more Italian in my facial features and skin color.

You don't fight a little? say; "No! No! while I wrench it down your ass?
more Italian, huh? sounds gorgeous!

 

[ibhard]

*gasp* Hey, me too! Especially the ones with the really thick cocks like Liam, Steve, Lukas, Renato....

Though, my favorite Bel Ami fantasy is that Dano is my older brother and we have anal sex every morning before school.

If I'm not fantasizing about those guys, it's usually Mario Batali.

mario batali sounds like a brand of olive oil. that's close enough to butter.

 

[joeys-game]

Getting caught by a close friend while having sex with another close friend