Masturbation - here's a question for the board

[xxfactor]

We have all been sooo horny that we are so focused on 'getting off' that it really doesn't matter how, when or with what right?

Now here's my question - what is the craziest item or thing that you have done to get yourself off that you were nearly traumatized about afterwards? (come on, you know the 'I can't believe I just did that' feeling)....

Looking forward to hearing from all of you

 

[Just_Jess]

Do I really have to answer this? Way too embarrasing!! But thanks for asking!!

 

[Luv2PleasureF]

Can't think of anything offhand, but it brings to mind the immortal scene in 'American Pie' that I LMAO no matter how many times I see it.

 

[Bob Briton]

Great post xxfactor.

I remember sneaking a porn video into the parents video in the living room once as a teenager.
They were away for the morning. I wanked away and at first panicked when I cam all over the sofa and then went into heart attack mode when the VHS machine - chewed the tape.

It was an old top loader and I couldn't get the blasted thing out. Eventually I found some screwdrivers and got it out but the tape was lost.

Meanwhile the sofa stain was still staining and I nearly forgot to wash it (and relieve the room of the obvious smell).

And then there was the time....but I'll leave that for another day!

 

[justme007]

Well it's not like I Know any of you guys.. so here is mine....

I was in Vegas.. about a year ago with a friend of mine... and when she was in the shower.... (not a lesbian, just in case you were wondering) I was dying to get off (no men for 3 days and I was going nuts.) So while she was showering.. I tossed the remote control under my pussy and had at it... I was so horny I had my orgasm in like a minute... and she was none the wiser...
but boy did I feel so gooooooooooooooooood.... Next time I'm gonna pack a vibrator... LOL

 

[Donsehan]

Originally posted by justme007
Well it's not like I Know any of you guys.. so here is mine....

I was in Vegas.. about a year ago with a friend of mine... and when she was in the shower.... (not a lesbian, just in case you were wondering) I was dying to get off (no men for 3 days and I was going nuts.) So while she was showering.. I tossed the remote control under my pussy and had at it... I was so horny I had my orgasm in like a minute... and she was none the wiser...
but boy did I feel so gooooooooooooooooood.... Next time I'm gonna pack a vibrator... LOL

my god , that's my only reaction to that, never thought that would ever happen, but then again I never thought a lot of things would happen.

 

[justme007]

LOL Sorry Don

 

[theonuts]

when i was younger i wanted to see more like what a woman felt like. its probably more common, but i just spread the mattress apart and continued to pound away on that.

 

[justme007]

Rumor has it a lot of guys (at least from the guys I know), that pounding the mattress is what they do too when they want to get off.. I don't find that unusual at all....

 

[shedyourmask]

i know this might seem really weird but... one day i was home alone and super horny.. i was looking for something to masterbate bc back then i didnt have a vibrator. so we had just gotten a new toilet plunger (never used) and started away...

it was pretty fun actually

 

[A_Kefka]

sounds fun shed. Was it one with the plastic handle with a knobby grip?

 

[shedyourmask]

you betcha!!

 

[A_Kefka]

very nice, I have seen those at peoples houses and wondered if it would feel good, but of course for me it would be in my ass