Masturbation..gone wrong.....

[shele]

OK I want to know your stories about masturbation gone wrong...gotten caught? gotten stuck? caught soemthing on fire?

Here's mine....

I was using a "neck massager"..you know the ones you buy at Wal-mart and the like..well I had had this one a while and liked it..a lot... and it was well worn in...so the electric cord (yeah I know don't mess with electric) anyway the electric cord had worn through on one side but if you held it just right you would complete the circuit (what we will do to get off sometimes) and my massager would buzz along happily....well I used it this way for quite a while...a few months...and then one day, home alone and horny I pull out my massager and start rubbing it over my pussy..and it felt good..really good...until the other wire wore through and the 2 bare wires crossed, a loud pop, a buring smell blew the electrical cord off the damn thing and blowing a circuit in the house.....nearly electricuted myself....would havd been an interesting sight for my roomie to find once he got home from work LOL...

your turn....

 

[fgarvb1]

 

[sheath]

Let me second that.

S.

 

[Diplomatic Immunity]

Third

I hope you were able to replace it with a suitable model

 

[shelleb4]

remember the bright orange space hoppers from the 70's, well i was riding mine in a very creative fashion, when it burst! guess they are not meant for abusing as a adult lol

 

[midwestyankee]

remember the bright orange space hoppers from the 70's, well i was riding mine in a very creative fashion, when it burst! guess they are not meant for abusing as a adult lol

Awww, women have all the fun.

 

[Nemasis Enforcer]

Awww, women have all the fun.

I know they do don't they.

I was rubbing my cock happily thinking of some hot woman when I felt something rip onto my hand, thinking I haven't cum so whats that I looked down to find I was dripping blood everywhere panicked I realised what i'd done, I had been cutting my fingernails just before and left a sharp point on one of them that had caught on my foreskin and split it which after I realised was very painful.

O h and I have been caught doing it too

 

[RadicalEdward]

Well having had jacked of 4 times in that same day I was hoping to break my record so there I was waiting to ejaculate....then out of nowhere I just started spazing out! and I fell off. Did not touch myself for a while after that.

 

[shele]

Thanks for your stories guys.....and Edward dare I ask fell off what???

Now I know there are more out there. of the 600 or so people that have viewed this more than 4 have a story...everyone has a story and not just about masturbation..it can be while having sex...just looking for something to lighten my day and everyone elses and know I am not the only idiot out there......

come on guys fess up......you might get one more out of me

 

[crikey]

I have had a few cases of cramp in my foot and literally thrown the guy off me.
I know its not exactly what you requested but it was bloody painful for me...and I suppose the guy

 

[shele]

Crikey..

I have gotten a charlie horse too, in my thigh ususally as he is pussing my legs up, knees near my ears...can't say I have ever thrown anyone off of me.....but in my head its oh god that hurts..but that feels good..thats hurts..ahh good and so on...lol...I usually ride it out...I like to get laid too much and it usually will go away

 

[BigM]

Well, I have a very grim story to tell.

A male relative was using a glass bottle of some sort for anal stimulation during masturbation. Apparently the damn thing got caught in his ass due to suction. In a desperate attempt to get it out, he wound up breaking the bottle, which sliced him terribly -- and he bled to death.

Terribly sad, I know. And it's not an 'urban legend,' though there are probably ones out there like it.

I've also heard from emergency room folks who say they regularly receive patients using similary bad judgment during masturbation.... Let it be a lesson to us all!

 

[RadicalEdward]

Thanks for your stories guys.....and Edward dare I ask fell off what???

Now I know there are more out there. of the 600 or so people that have viewed this more than 4 have a story...everyone has a story and not just about masturbation..it can be while having sex...just looking for something to lighten my day and everyone elses and know I am not the only idiot out there......

come on guys fess up......you might get one more out of me

just my bed

 

[shele]

lol...sorry..hehehehe