Luvkitty33
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WriterDom said:
masturbating - spice it up for me!
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Luvkitty33
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WriterDom said:
Somehow I find that extremely hard to believe.
Although I do know that you have a sweet side........ 
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Whispurrrr
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Petting the Kitty
Tried to masturbate last night while my boyfried was on the phone. We we just getting ready for phone sex. I was naked in my bed with the cell phone propped up on my pillow - I turned to get some lube and the phone slipped off the pillow and fell under my bed. I yelled, "where are you?"
He "Here at my place on the phone with you"
Me " No, You fell on the floor."
He "No I'm OK - I'm still in my chair"
Me "You're under my bed and I can't find you - keep talking"
He "What am I doing under your bed?"
Me - "The Phone fell, and I can't find it...Keep talking"
I am now out of bed, naked, looking for the (*&^%$^& phone, and he's singing COUNTRY ROADS.
I get my electric bed remote, and it won't work....so I have to get a new battery.....a few minutes to do that.
He "What are you doing, Dear? I'm waiting." Switches to singing GOD BLESS AMERICA
I finially get the remote to work - raise the head of the bed, and there he is, still singing in the *&^%$#*^ phone.
Naked and cold, I get the swifter broom and slid the end under the bed, and the phone came scooting to my waiting hand.
Me "Gotcha, Hun"
He "May I stop singing now"
Me "Yes, Please do"
I crawl back into bed, pull the covers over me...
He "OK, Dear...shall we begin?"
Me "Are you kidding, after all that...I'm pooped. I'm 70 and crawling around on the floor just killed that twitch I had."
He "Awwwwwwwwwwww, Dear, just pet the kitty and you'll feel better"
So I pet the kitty - and ended up feeling much better 3 times.
WriterDom said:
Tried to masturbate last night while my boyfried was on the phone. We we just getting ready for phone sex. I was naked in my bed with the cell phone propped up on my pillow - I turned to get some lube and the phone slipped off the pillow and fell under my bed. I yelled, "where are you?"
He "Here at my place on the phone with you"
Me " No, You fell on the floor."
He "No I'm OK - I'm still in my chair"
Me "You're under my bed and I can't find you - keep talking"
He "What am I doing under your bed?"
Me - "The Phone fell, and I can't find it...Keep talking"
I am now out of bed, naked, looking for the (*&^%$^& phone, and he's singing COUNTRY ROADS.
I get my electric bed remote, and it won't work....so I have to get a new battery.....a few minutes to do that.
He "What are you doing, Dear? I'm waiting." Switches to singing GOD BLESS AMERICA
I finially get the remote to work - raise the head of the bed, and there he is, still singing in the *&^%$#*^ phone.
Naked and cold, I get the swifter broom and slid the end under the bed, and the phone came scooting to my waiting hand.
Me "Gotcha, Hun"
He "May I stop singing now"
Me "Yes, Please do"
I crawl back into bed, pull the covers over me...
He "OK, Dear...shall we begin?"
Me "Are you kidding, after all that...I'm pooped. I'm 70 and crawling around on the floor just killed that twitch I had."
He "Awwwwwwwwwwww, Dear, just pet the kitty and you'll feel better"
So I pet the kitty - and ended up feeling much better 3 times.
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Phone Sex
We take vitamins and have a wonderful sexual relationship.
I hope people in our age group realize that sex can be as much fun and bring as much happiness as it did when we were in our 20's. We just can't leave toe prints on the windshield like we did back then. *S*
*Remember me when you're 70
We're on Medicare, can't afford Viagra at $10 a whack (So to speak)WriterDom said:
We take vitamins and have a wonderful sexual relationship.
I hope people in our age group realize that sex can be as much fun and bring as much happiness as it did when we were in our 20's. We just can't leave toe prints on the windshield like we did back then. *S*
*Remember me when you're 70
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In 2003, an Australian research team led by Graham Giles of The Cancer Council Australia concluded that frequent masturbation by males appears to help prevent the development of prostate cancer.
That's good to know. My prostrate is rarely backed up.
That's good to know. My prostrate is rarely backed up.
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If you like the minty feeling try getting some breath mints and sticking one in each hole to slowly dissolve while you finger yourself. Should be fun.
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