Masters and chicks....

[VaticanAssassin]

Since its opening in 1933 the Augusta National Golf Club has never admitted a woman to its green-jacketed ranks. However, the exclusive club has traditionally bestowed membership to the CEOs of The Masters three corporate sponsors, one of which is the now female-led IBM........

What should they do?
(Poll to follow)

I just hope Martha rallies her boycott club and the Masters buys all the commercial time again....fuck commercials.


wait for the poll fuckers!

 

[CHNOPS]

You suck at making polls.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

You suck at making polls.

better than sucking cock I would guess.....

you tell me?

 

[Liar]

wait for the poll fuckers!

Where are the poll fuckers?

 

[CHNOPS]

I see what you did there.

I'm only here to make a '19th hole' joke.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

I see what you did there.

I'm only here to make a '19th hole' joke.

but now you have spoiled the punch line!

 

[blunt_trauma]

 

[VaticanAssassin]

What??? You do not want to be the first Memeber of the Master's with lady parts?

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Sonny must be right, no one has touched my poll.........

 

[Peregrinator]

Sonny must be right, no one has touched my poll.........

Possibly because no one knows what MSTVA means.

In any case, let the fucking skirts in to play if they want. But they have to play from the pro tees like equals.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Peregrinator]

I always hang my cock out when I hit from the ladies tee.

I think of the ladies tee as a place to stop and piss after I tee off.

 

[unregistered]

 

[CandiCame]

Possibly because no one knows what MSTVA means.

In any case, let the fucking skirts in to play if they want. But they have to play from the pro tees like equals.

I know I don't.

*giggle* Rich people and their sports. This is something that affects me in the least possible amount that anything could ever affect someone. When does she- hell, when do they, have time to drive around hitting balls into holes? Don't they have corporations to run and families to interact with?

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Possibly because no one knows what MSTVA means.

In any case, let the fucking skirts in to play if they want. But they have to play from the pro tees like equals.

Much Smaller Than VatAss's..... of course

 

[VaticanAssassin]

I truly do not see what is wrong with guy or girl only clubs.... I mean I do not want to join any of the shit below. Well, ok...maybe the women in prison club interests me slighty.

American Association for Women Radiologists AAWR
American Association of University Women
American Heritage Girls
American Woman Suffrage Association
Association of Women Professionals
Association for Women in Science (AWIS)
Big Sisters
Business and Professional Women
Concerned Women for America
Commercial Real Estate Women
Daughters of the American Revolution - Historical society (founded 1890)
Daughters of Utah Pioneers - Historical society (founded 1919)
Equal Rights Advocates
Family of Women
Feminists for Life
Feminist Majority Foundation
Degree of Pocahontas
General Federation of Women's Clubs (1890)
Girl Scouts of the United States of America
Hadassah
Junior League
La Leche League
League of Women Voters
Mommy Mentors
National American Woman Suffrage Association
National Association of Female Professionals
National Association of University Women (NAUW)
National Council of Jewish Women
National Federation of Republican Women
National Organization for Women (NOW)
National Woman Suffrage Association
National Women's Political Caucus
Pythian Sisters
Rebekah Degree
Royal Neighbors of America
Refugee Women's Network
The S4W Foundation
The Sow4Women Organization
Woman's Christian Temperance Union
Women's Bowling Congress
Woman's Missionary Union
Women Open Network
U.S. Women's Chamber of Commerce
Women's Commission for Refugee Women and Children
Younger Women's Task Force
Women In Prison
Greek Orthodox Ladies Philoptochos Society

 

[blunt_trauma]

What??? You do not want to be the first Memeber of the Master's with lady parts?

why would i want to go near *shudder* golf??

Sonny must be right, no one has touched my poll.........

offer them a can of corn!

 

[VaticanAssassin]

why would i want to go near *shudder* golf??

offer them a can of corn!

My poll may just be a tad too long and intimidating, but if you think a can of corn will help....

 

[blunt_trauma]

My poll may just be a tad too long and intimidating, but if you think a can of corn will help....

i confess to feeling a little giddy in it's presence,
but i never was fond of corn.

 

[Dream59]

It is a private club. They should admit whomever they wish.

 

[Peregrinator]

Last summer I teed off on a 550 yard par 5 that I was going for the green in 1..........I hit my tee shot about 225 yards up and 30 yards out. It landed without roll dead in the middle of the ladies tee box. Before my second shot there was not one sole to be seen. I had to be the gentleman and let the 4 blue haired women that rolled up in the cart drinking beers hit ahead of me.


Just give me 10 strokes, give me ten strokes Missy.

Did you fix the ball mark?

 

[unregistered]

 

[Peregrinator]

Lol.

I did say I unzipped before hitting, didn't I?

^^^pitchfork penis.