mastabation - the ultimate guide thread

[englishman29]

hi there. I thought i would start this thread as i havent seen one already here. I am new so if there is then i apologise.

I would like people to answer any of the following,

What is the weidest item you have used to mastabate?

Whats is the worst item you have used to mastabate?

What is the best item you have used to mastabatee?

I would also like to see if anyone has come up with new and unusual ways to please themselves, have you found a way that we have not heard of? If so go on tell us all.

 

[koalabear]

hi there. I thought i would start this thread as i havent seen one already here. I am new so if there is then i apologise.

I would like people to answer any of the following,

What is the weidest item you have used to mastabate?

Whats is the worst item you have used to mastabate?

What is the best item you have used to mastabatee?

I would also like to see if anyone has come up with new and unusual ways to please themselves, have you found a way that we have not heard of? If so go on tell us all.

No one here mastabates or mastabatee...........but there are many threads on masturbation.

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

Hey,
He's an Englishman.
That's the way it sounds when he does it.