Massage anyone? Ladies only, please...

I expected MC to take the first shot.
 
Fuck you. If I tell you to massage my man-parts you'll massage my man-parts, dammit.
 
plasticman33 said:
Olive oil? making a salad? Love salad.
What's happenin' PMan?
Olive oil is ESSENTIAL.
If you use just about anything else it will taste like shit. Most lotions smeel great but taste terrible. Can't go wrong with the olive oil.
 
KRCummings said:
You want a prostate massage?
I had that once. It was life altering (and not in a good way)
I sat in the waiting room chair rocking back and forth, like a rape victim, afterwards.
"Milking the prostate" is what they call the procedure.
Ugh.
 
workinginpa said:
I had that once. It was life altering (and not in a good way)
I sat in the waiting room chair rocking back and forth, like a rape victim, afterwards.
"Milking the prostate" is what they call the procedure.
Ugh.
Fuckin' pussy.
Bet you'd stick that little prick into a womans ass though, wouldn't ya? But you can't take a little finger.
Hope Richard Simmons is your doctor next time.
 
KRCummings said:
Fuckin' pussy.
Bet you'd stick that little prick into a womans ass though, wouldn't ya? But you can't take a little finger.
Hope Richard Simmons is your doctor next time.

You want him to sweat to the oldies?
 
KRCummings said:
Fuckin' pussy.
Bet you'd stick that little prick into a womans ass though, wouldn't ya? But you can't take a little finger.
Hope Richard Simmons is your doctor next time.
I only put my little prick where it's welcome and invited.

Do you shit all over every thread or just mine?
 
Aliea said:
You want him to sweat to the oldies?
Oooh... :cool:
Hi there Aliea...
You're on my short list of girls that make my pants tight.
Are you signing up?
 
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