warmhands_nj
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Do you like massage before sex?
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massage and sex for WOMEN
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R Nitelight
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I'm an amateur masseur who loves to give pleasure to a single woman.
R Nitelight
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Morden
He was coming on to me?
Oh.....
He was coming on to me?
Oh.....
warmhands_nj
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to Morden
<chuckles>
"Just being a little evil today."
__________________
Heaven won't have me,
And well,
Hell is to scared.
<scratches his head, too>
"I wonder why people don't understand the difference between to and too."
It's OK to be a little evil but make sure you can SPELL first.
If you still don't get it, go to the link below and don't forget to note the words 'ADULT BASIC SKILLS' when you go to the site. You'll never know, you might pick up some new things when you take the test.
http://www.contemposcribe.com/abe/Homonyms.htm
Now for a little bit of IQ test, make sure you notice the pattern.
1.) "moron"
2.) "imbecile"
3.) "idiot"
4.) "Morden"
____________________________________________________________________________________
"You may know how to use Microsoft Word but make sure you have some ADULT BASIC SKILLS first."
PEACE.
<chuckles>
"Just being a little evil today."
__________________
Heaven won't have me,
And well,
Hell is to scared.
<scratches his head, too>
"I wonder why people don't understand the difference between to and too."
It's OK to be a little evil but make sure you can SPELL first.
If you still don't get it, go to the link below and don't forget to note the words 'ADULT BASIC SKILLS' when you go to the site. You'll never know, you might pick up some new things when you take the test.
http://www.contemposcribe.com/abe/Homonyms.htm
Now for a little bit of IQ test, make sure you notice the pattern.
1.) "moron"
2.) "imbecile"
3.) "idiot"
4.) "Morden"
____________________________________________________________________________________
"You may know how to use Microsoft Word but make sure you have some ADULT BASIC SKILLS first."
PEACE.
KillerMuffin
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Uh uh uh! No nastiness on the board today, it's Saturday in some parts of the world and Sunday in the rest!
To be fair, your post read like a personal ad and we do have a section set aside specifically for personals.
I'm not seeing where Morden made a spelling error. Perhaps you could clarify?
Oh, since we're on the topic, you are using the ellipses marks inappropriately. Ellipses marks indicate that you are using a quotation of some sort and have removed part of it. They aren't used to indicate that you're moving to a new sentence. We use periods for that. It's all very nice.
Welcome to the board.
To answer your question, no, massages are not on my sexual menu. They put me to sleep so you wouldn't get any, and when I'd finished with you, you wouldn't have the strength for it.
Nightlight's a single woman. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAha. I knew you were fucked up.
To be fair, your post read like a personal ad and we do have a section set aside specifically for personals.
I'm not seeing where Morden made a spelling error. Perhaps you could clarify?
Oh, since we're on the topic, you are using the ellipses marks inappropriately. Ellipses marks indicate that you are using a quotation of some sort and have removed part of it. They aren't used to indicate that you're moving to a new sentence. We use periods for that. It's all very nice.
Welcome to the board.
To answer your question, no, massages are not on my sexual menu. They put me to sleep so you wouldn't get any, and when I'd finished with you, you wouldn't have the strength for it.
Nightlight's a single woman. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAha. I knew you were fucked up.
Morden
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<looks around and begins to chuckle>
"Lad if I had to worry about a little boy correcting my wee spelling mistakes all the time I have to employ a editor to follow me around. So I give you that one. Don't expect any tart remarks from me either as I do nay have to defend myself or my intellegence from anyone."
<bows to the newbie and walks out chuckling to himself.>
"Lad if I had to worry about a little boy correcting my wee spelling mistakes all the time I have to employ a editor to follow me around. So I give you that one. Don't expect any tart remarks from me either as I do nay have to defend myself or my intellegence from anyone."
<bows to the newbie and walks out chuckling to himself.>
Mustang Sally
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KillerMuffin said:
*whispers to Muff*
It's in his sig line.
Problem Child
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People that nitpick about spelling are just so anal.
I hate that.
I hate that.
Problem Child
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morden
Do you always speak in quotes?
Do you always speak in quotes?
Problem Child
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"That's kind of odd."
You'd better not ever turn into a troll. We'd spot your style instantly.
You'd better not ever turn into a troll. We'd spot your style instantly.
Desert Amazon
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KillerMuffin
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Thanks Sally! That explains it. Some twits still put dollies in their sig lines, so I turned them off. Can't see it.
Problem Child
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Muffie-
We are winning the war against dollies.
I am happy to report that the tide has turned and the wave of rampant dolly-love is over, and sane people all over Lit have turned to animated GIF's, fantasy artwork, and even photographs of sitcom characters for their avatars.
There are still a few stubborn malingerers that insist on holding on to their dollies, but PurpleHaze and I have instituted a search-and-destroy program. We expect full eradication soon.
We will leave no stone unturned in our neverending quest to rid Lit of dollies. It is our mission in life.
We have a motto in the dolly eradication business:
"Erase 'em All, Let God sort out their Pixels."
That is all.
We are winning the war against dollies.
I am happy to report that the tide has turned and the wave of rampant dolly-love is over, and sane people all over Lit have turned to animated GIF's, fantasy artwork, and even photographs of sitcom characters for their avatars.
There are still a few stubborn malingerers that insist on holding on to their dollies, but PurpleHaze and I have instituted a search-and-destroy program. We expect full eradication soon.
We will leave no stone unturned in our neverending quest to rid Lit of dollies. It is our mission in life.
We have a motto in the dolly eradication business:
"Erase 'em All, Let God sort out their Pixels."
That is all.
Celestiale
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Re: to Morden
Oh YEAH...what a great way to join a board and inspire new friendships! First you write a post that obviously does not belong on the General Board, and then you insult a member...and ALL in your first 2 posts!! YOU GO GIRL!!!! *sarcasm*
warmhands_nj said:
Oh YEAH...what a great way to join a board and inspire new friendships! First you write a post that obviously does not belong on the General Board, and then you insult a member...and ALL in your first 2 posts!! YOU GO GIRL!!!! *sarcasm*
MysteryJKR
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Celestiale
lol. now i hope ya dont mind but reading your post right there made me think one thing. maybe cuz you said it at the end and maybe cuz it just fits. but YOU GO GIRL! hehe. but with no sarcasm attatched.
lol. now i hope ya dont mind but reading your post right there made me think one thing. maybe cuz you said it at the end and maybe cuz it just fits. but YOU GO GIRL! hehe. but with no sarcasm attatched.
Celestiale
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Re: Celestiale
*grins*
Well you KNOW I stalk your posts too sweetie!
*giggles*
MysteryJKR said:lol. now i hope ya dont mind but reading your post right there made me think one thing. maybe cuz you said it at the end and maybe cuz it just fits. but YOU GO GIRL! hehe. but with no sarcasm attatched.
*grins*
Well you KNOW I stalk your posts too sweetie!
*giggles*
