marys lamb

[cdr01]

Mary had a little lamb
she called it little Ralph
now it burning in field
cos of FOOT AND MOUTH

 

[Yan]

Your a sick one I'm no farmer but thanks a bit nasty

 

[alexander tzara]

I'm not much of a poetry expert, cdr, but I think you could probably do a bit more work on your rhyming skills.

 

[R Nitelight]

It was clearly free-form.
I thought it was quite lovely.
Can anyone tell me what the lamb represents?

 

[alexander tzara]

Is it the love of our Lord and Saviour?

 

[cdr01]

sorry

sorry if this offends people but it just made me chuckle when i herd it

 

[Ezzy]

Mary had a little Lamb...

She keeped it in a bucket
and every time the lamb got out
Her bulldog tried to...*

*put it back in again. or *fuckit.



Mary had a little lamb
she also had a bear
I've often seen her little lamb
I have never seen her bare.



Mary had a little Lamb
she loved its fun and frolicks
It tried to jump a barbed wire fence
but got caught be its nose on the other side.



Mary had a little watch
she swallowed it one day
and now she's taking Epsom Salts
to pass the time away.




EZ

 

[cdr01]

MARYS LAMB

Mary had a little lamb
she tied it to a pylon
2000 volts went up its arse
and turned its wool to nylon

 

[Derya]

THINK ABOUT IT!! A Little different twist

MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB.
HIS FLEECE WAS WHITE AS SNOW;
AND EVERYWHERE THAT MARY WENT,
THE LAMB WAS SURE TO GO.

HE FOLLOWED HER TO SCHOOL EACH DAY
TWASN’T EVEN IN THE RULE.
IT MADE THE CHILDREN LAUGH AND PLAY,
TO HAVE A LAMB AT SCHOOL.

THEN THE RULES ALL CHANGED ONE DAY,
ILLEGAL IT BECAME;
TO BRING THE LAMB OF GOD TO SCHOOL,
OR EVEN SPEAK HIS NAME.

EVERY DAY GOT WORSE AND WORSE,
AND DAYS TURNED INTO YEARS.
INSTEAD OF HEARING CHILDREN LAUGH,
WE HEARD GUN SHOTS AND TEARS.

WHAT MUST WE DO TO STOP THE CRIME,
THAT’S IN OUR SCHOOLS TODAY?
LET’S LET THE LAMB COME BACK TO SCHOOL
AND TEACH OUR KIDS TO PRAY!

http://megsplace.com/dolls/hatnature.gif

 

[Derya]

Didn't mean to post in all Caps when I copied it to the board, I didn't know how to adjust the fonts.
http://megsplace.com/dolls/hatnature.gif

 

[naudiz]

Ezzy...

As ever, you crack me up.

 

[Ally C]

Mary had a little lamb
It liked to listen to rap
It concealed weapons in its fleece
And shot *bad-ass motherfuckers* up


*insert more 'suitable' words here if you wish. I'm not tuned into the rap scene, in case you hadn't noticed*

 

[cdr01]

MARYS LAMB

Mary had a little lamb,
she knew he could'nt swim,
so she took him to the swimming baths,
and chucked the fucker in