Marxist!

[Guest]

I could have been dead, lying in a ditch without my first alert bracelet...didn't you even miss me a little fucking bit?

 

[Marxist]

I'm not talking to you. Lexie says you're hers and I'm letting it go at that.


You'll never find a love like mine.
One so true and sweet.
Complete.
Fair thee well Hiawatha.

 

[Guest]

Damnit.

How many times can one person be rejected in one week?

Real tears. Real, damn you.


Wtf is up with that av?

Come on. I'll let you hold my feather?

 

[Marxist]

I don't know. Did you get that at feather at lesbian pride camp?

 

[seXieleXie]

passive agressive.


c'mere baby. lexie still loves you.

 

[Marxist]

passive agressive.


c'mere baby. lexie still loves you.

Speaking of lesbian pride...

*goes off in search of Never, hoping to teach her golf someday*

 

[Guest]

Actually, I got it at bisexual ndns R us summer camp.

Damn, I can't pout any more.




Hi Sexy Lexie

 

[Marxist]

Does that mean both Lexie and I get a chance to play with your feather? I'm not really opposed to that, but I'm not really sure if Lexie can handle me naked. I've got more meat than she's used to and all.

 

[Guest]

But, but, but I thought you had a microchocopenis?

 

[seXieleXie]

Speaking of lesbian pride...

*goes off in search of Never, hoping to teach her golf someday*

bisexual pride. oh honey, i still love you in a way that would get me arrested in most southern states. my sexuality isn't news to you, and i'd appreciate it if you stopped being an ass. thanks.

 

[sunstruck]

Lexie you and I have to talk some time. I've had three lit members tell me we sound alike and I've never heard that about anyone.

 

[Marxist]

bisexual pride. oh honey, i still love you in a way that would get me arrested in most southern states. my sexuality isn't news to you, and i'd appreciate it if you stopped being an ass. thanks.

Stop being an ass?

I'm just jealous. You know that.

Now turn off the sensitivity and come sit on my lap. And quit making Raindancer and Sunstruck do that to each other. That's illegal in Georgia.

 

[sunstruck]

Georgia is like the porn capital of the U.S. Nothing is illegal there.

Pass the jello.

 

[Guest]

I'm not in GA.



I'm jealous, too.

Damnit.

 

[Marxist]

Georgia is like the porn capital of the U.S. Nothing is illegal there.

Pass the jello.

You've got jello? I want some. I do a rad Bill Cosby. I got the sweater and everything.

 

[sunstruck]

You've got jello? I want some. I do a rad Bill Cosby. I got the sweater and everything.

Talk filth flarn filth to me baby.

Hey! Watch it with that pudding pop! Freak.

 

[Marxist]

But, but, but I thought you had a microchocopenis?

I had it replaced while you were out. It's a macropenis with rabbit attachment.

 

[Guest]

It figures.

Life happens when I'm out making plans.

Man, I am sullen.