Marxist

[Guest]

I had a dream about you, Sunday night.

Well, at least I think it was you. It was one of those faceless dreams but you feel the essence of the person. You were wearing a fetish bear and drinking a Pinot Noir.

The rest I can't remember.

How are ya, by the way?

 

[Marxist]

I'm great, I've missed a lot of the wonderful people on Literotica, the enigmatic RainDancer included.

I was drinking wine? Hmm...now if it had been a 40 of O.E. it might have been me.

Did I look Korean or Chinese in this dream?

 

[Guest]

You were faceless. So I think Korean and Chinese are out.

But you did smell of patchouli.

When I woke up, I thought of you.
The dream felt like you.

I don't know any other Marxist.

 

[Marxist]

Nope, wasn't me. I smell like Rosemary and have always worn a face in your dreams, sometimes just a Eisenhower (rare!) mask.

BTW--When you say it "felt" like me, do you mean to say that we had butt cheek sex? In that case, maybe it was me.

 

[Guest]

Heh.

There was some dry humping, involved.

Is that close enough?


Then again, it could have been that homegrown bud.

 

[Marxist]

My vote is for the homegrown. Did you grow it out of those bright orange barrels marked "Trillium" that you found in the desert?

In that case, it wasn't me but my new best friend Libby Hoeler.

 

[Guest]

*lol*


I found this herb at K-Mart. The Martha Stewart collection rocks.


Hrm. Libby. Who's this Libby?

 

[Marxist]

Libby Hoeler is just the sexiest thing since Jennifer Grey got a nosejob.

http://www.badinagoodway.com/libbyhoeler.html


What were you doing in KMart? They've closed down most of the K stores in my neck of the woods. Was Martha tending the register?

 

[seXieleXie]

What were you doing in KMart? They've closed down most of the K stores in my neck of the woods. Was Martha tending the register?

shopping for a wedding gift for lavy and i, of course

thanks raindancer, that double headed vibrator is going to come in handy

 

[Guest]

Aww fuck. Codes.
I wanna see Libby, too.
Is she delectable?

SuperK is the only place to find a decent corndog, in these parts.


Damn. I'm sad.


And I'm horny.

Off to find free porn.~

 

[Marxist]

shopping for a wedding gift for lavy and i, of course

thanks raindancer, that double headed vibrator is going to come in handy

I read about that. You know it hurts when the two women you love want each other instead of you.

Just tell me you'll name your first child after me. Marx, not penishead.

 

[Guest]

shopping for a wedding gift for lavy and i, of course

thanks raindancer, that double headed vibrator is going to come in handy

Hehehehehe.

I found a 3 headed one. And lots of lube.

I'll be giving you and Lavy a personal gift.

 

[Marxist]

Aww fuck. Codes.
I wanna see Libby, too.
Is she delectable?

SuperK is the only place to find a decent corndog, in these parts.


Damn. I'm sad.


And I'm horny.

Off to find free porn.~

Delectable, yes. Not very bright either but I only want intelligence in the flesh. Did you try the "save as" option. It worked for me.

 

[lavender]

 

[seXieleXie]

(i always wanted to do that)