marxist!

[honeylick]

hello.

 

[greybeard]

say the secret word..........

hello

 

[honeylick]

hello

 

[greybeard]

ding ding ding.........

you win...........

greybeard

 

[honeylick]

Re: ding ding ding.........

you win...........

greybeard

-holding out hands for prize-

 

[modest mouse]

Marxist is currently occupied extracting a gerbil from my rectum but will return your call as soon as possible.



BEEP

 

[greybeard]

Re: Re: ding ding ding.........

-holding out hands for prize-

close your eyes now.....I will place this in your hand.......and I want you to wrap your fingers around it gently..........not too firm now........

greybeard

 

[honeylick]

Marxist is currently occupied extracting a gerbil from my rectum but will return your call as soon as possible.



BEEP

one hand or two?

 

[honeylick]

Re: Re: Re: ding ding ding.........

close your eyes now.....I will place this in your hand.......and I want you to wrap your fingers around it gently..........not too firm now........

greybeard

squeeze!

 

[His_kitty]

Marxist is currently occupied extracting a gerbil from my rectum but will return your call as soon as possible.



BEEP

Helpful tip -


Next time just tie a lil string to his ankle.

 

[greybeard]

sounds like someone who has been there before..............

greybeard

 

[modest mouse]

Helpful tip -
Next time just tie a lil string to his ankle.

Where were you an hour ago?
I owe you one.

 

[sunstruck]

Where were you an hour ago?
I owe you one.

Poor Lemmiwinks. Lost in the anus of doom.

 

[His_kitty]

Where were you an hour ago?
I owe you one.

Youre more than welcome.. I'm full of useful information.



I have a lot of time to sit around and think of world problems, greybeard.

 

[Marxist]

Every time I see HoneyLick's avatar I feel disappointed that my monitor doesn't kiss me back.

 

[honeylick]

Every time I see HoneyLick's avatar I feel disappointed that my monitor doesn't kiss me back.

i'd fedex you a kiss if you can find me a pair of sparkly legwarmers.

-wink-

 

[Marxist]

Do you want acrylic, wool, or cotton?

BTW--How exactly do you FedEx a kiss? I'm not Ed Gein, body parts separate from their owner do not amuse me. Much.



Nice avatar.

 

[honeylick]

Do you want acrylic, wool, or cotton?

BTW--How exactly do you FedEx a kiss? I'm not Ed Gein, body parts separate from their owner do not amuse me. Much.



Nice avatar.

polyester of course... complete with shiny metallic threads... that should make me look like a million bucks. -wink-

fed-ex a kiss? simple... ill send you a yummy pair of bubblegum lips... you can kiss 'em then have a bit of a tasty chew.

 

[HeavyStick]

Can you send a bag of premade salad?

I'll toss it real good when it gets here.

 

[Freya]

*licks the honey*

 

[honeylick]

Can you send a bag of premade salad?

I'll toss it real good when it gets here.

enough of this tossin' salad... you know you just want to stir it with your stick.
-smirk-

 

[honeylick]

*licks the honey*

i wanna tongue your tongue.


how the hell are ya babe?

 

[Freya]

i wanna tongue your tongue.


how the hell are ya babe?

I'm simply peachy. Spent the evening with my new fella last night, so I'm a bit smiley today.

How's things with the sexiest chica on Lit?

 

[HeavyStick]

enough of this tossin' salad... you know you just want to stir it with your stick.
-smirk-

You wanna squeal and wimper. Low moans slipping from your mouth, fingers gripping the sheets.

 

[honeylick]

I'm simply peachy. Spent the evening with my new fella last night, so I'm a bit smiley today.

How's things with the sexiest chica on Lit?

new fella huh?
yummy.

post all the details of your dates so i can live vicariously thru you