Marxist: It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it

[miles]

It's a dirty job, but someone has to do it

This board is in a deep, deep coma. We need to light a fire then run away and watch everyone put it out.

Any ideas?

How about a thread titled: " Why I Hate Newbies, Fucktards, Women, and Fucksnots?"

 

[Marxist]

I know Miles. What happened to good old fashioned hate? It seems as though once I settled on a truce with you, MorningG, Cheyenne, Celestial Body, and others, things kinda went funny.

It's a cycle. Hate will return soon.

I do think we should gang tackle KillerMuffin though. She copy and pasted a flame to use against RickD. Now THAT is lame. I expected Full Fucking Flame Killer Muff and all I got was a scared little girl afraid of a Handsome Tough.

Killer Muff, where art thou?

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Marxist.

When do you start hitting on david bowie here with your sacred black micropenis.

You know I'm into it... come ON man

 

[Marxist]

Marxist.

When do you start hitting on david bowie here with your sacred black micropenis.

You know I'm into it... come ON man

Judging by your avatar's hairstyle I believe David has enough cum in his hair. I'll leave the MicroChocoPenis (tm) out of it.

 

[miles]

Marxist

Ignorant motherfucker.

You want to fuck with me? Come on, shithead, I'll give you something to fuck with.

Mother fucker.

 

[Marxist]

Hey Miles, any truth to the rumor you tried to start up your own hate group of Jewish Rednecks?

I heard you guys failed due to a lack of consensus on whether to go hooded or unhooded.

Keeping kosher is a bitch, no?

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Come on, you are black, you have a small penis.

I'm all orifaces, i mean ears.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I wouldn't mind if all of you sexy guys fucked with me a bit.

 

[Marxist]

I wouldn't mind if all of you sexy guys fucked with me a bit.

How about this Ruby: I fuck you, you do Chef's hair, and Miles give Chef a blowjob.

Maybe that way we can all be happy.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Works for me.

Ruby, she of the delicious melons, what do you think?

 

[Rubyfruit]

Are you kidding? That sounds like a wet dream come true. Miles sucking Chef's cock while I get rammed with a 4 inch man joint?

I'm so there.

 

[Marxist]

Ruby, that sounded like sarcasm. You're not prejudiced against the short penised are you? I mean the head rotates and ratchets.....

 

[KillerMuffin]

Marxist, I can't flame Rick, I like the man. I was flirting with him. Couldn't ya tell?

Anyway, I am in a fantabulous mood. Mr. Friendly took off for bitchier climes and the StudMuffin hasn't jacked off all day. The evening doesn't bode well for the bed, the floor, the couch, the kitchen table, the coffee table, the front porch, the swing in the backyard, the desk, or the bathtub.

Too bad I've never been able to write a good story about my own real life, neh?

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Are you kidding? That sounds like a wet dream come true. Miles sucking Chef's cock while I get rammed with a 4 inch man joint?

I'm so there.

Marxy and I can swap about if you want.... that doubles the manjoint for ya at least.... Dunno what miles will think though.

 

[Rubyfruit]

If it rotates and ratchets that could make up for the lack of, um, studliness, Marx.

But maybe I do need Chef to do me too. Sometimes a girl just needs to be stuffed with cock.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Ruby ruby.

Marxist is the vibrator, I'm the pile driver.

Which I guess makes miles the fluffer!

 

[Marxist]

Ruby ruby.

Marxist is the vibrator, I'm the pile driver.

Which I guess makes miles the fluffer!

What's a fluffer? Is it anything like Flipper?

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Well with miles you can never be too sure...

A fluffer is someone who warms up the studs and makes sure they are hard so the can perform on camera.

 

[miles]

marxist

There you go again with the homophobia.

Fuckwad.

 

[Marxist]

A fluffer is someone who warms up the studs and makes sure they are hard so the can perform on camera.

There's gonna be a camera? You better get Ruby to do your hair. I'll alert the media. Miles can call his parents and tell them he's going to be on TV.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Miles, homophobia from Marxist? Where?

He's willing to take head from you, I don't call that homophobic do you? Queerboy.

 

[Guest]

And this is your IQ compared to you penis size now we all should worry . we have idoits on the board

 

[miles]

Cheffie

I'm so bruised.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I know miles, I'm sorry.... I'll come pat your lil head all better so it can swell again.

Unregistered, can you fucking spell?