Martian Gender Equality

[shereads]

The larger of two mating Martians always devours its mate after sex or to get control of the TV remote. So far, no one has looked close enough to determine if this is a gender issue.

 

[CharleyH]

The larger of two mating Martians always devours its mate after sex or to get control of the TV remote. So far, no one has looked close enough to determine if this is a gender issue.

ROFLOL. Are you sure?

 

[Guest]

Is this truly a problem?

Doesn't everyone enjoy being eaten by their partner?

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

Huh - And here I thought you were a flaming Red, but then you go posting Martian-ist screeds like this, so now I'm all confused.

 

[rgraham666]

You think things are tough on Mars.

There are seven sexes on Venus.

 

[Guest]

You think things are tough on Mars.

There are seven sexes on Venus.

Oooh. Sounds - interesting.

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

You think things are tough on Mars . . .

Things are tough all over . . .

("It's a great big mixed up solar system out there, but it will always be you and me kid - chomp.")

 

[rgraham666]

Oooh. Sounds - interesting.

Not really. Every other life form on Venus thinks the sentient race is delicious.

In the same way we find a taco delicious.

 

[SweetPrettyAss]

Huh - And here I thought you were a flaming Red, but then you go posting Martian-ist screeds like this, so now I'm all confused.

You know, Mars is sometimes called the Red Planet.

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

You know, Mars is sometimes called the Red Planet.

I know, that's why I'm so confused. Martian-ist screeds from flaming reds.

 

[cloudy]

The larger of two mating Martians always devours its mate after sex or to get control of the TV remote. So far, no one has looked close enough to determine if this is a gender issue.

Are we supposed to hate them too?

Oh, that's right.....they're other.....gotcha.

(are you as disgusted as I am right now?)

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

True, if you want really bad, look at the Jovians. Males and mutafes both have consolidated all cultural power and trade their women as their sole form of currency and sustenance.

Any attempt to change this is seen as an attack on the entire race because of course everyone would die and civilization would collapse if females stopped serving these purposes.

This occurs despite the recent discovery of alternative food stuffs and currencies on the Jovian surface.

Really turns your stomach.

 

[Dr_Strabismus]

The larger of two mating Martians always devours its mate after sex or to get control of the TV remote. So far, no one has looked close enough to determine if this is a gender issue.

I give up. Give me a clue. Is it to do with daylight savings time?

 

[CharleyH]

I give up. Give me a clue. Is it to do with daylight savings time?

LOL cum on! YOU don't know?

(edit to add - oh - we are giving clues to the stupid).

 

[cheerful_deviant]

The larger of two mating Martians always devours its mate after sex or to get control of the TV remote. So far, no one has looked close enough to determine if this is a gender issue.

I'm all disapointed now. I thought this thread really needed a Poll to got with it.