Mars

[Bert Notorius]

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[Bert Notorius]

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[Bert Notorius]

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[Bert Notorius]

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[semen4her]

When did you get back?

 

[Plutarch]

Sailors fighting in the dance hall.

OH MAN!

Look at those cavemen go.
It's the freakiest show.

 

[Beco]

Hauser: Howdy, stranger! This is Hauser. If things have gone wrong, I'm talking to myself and you don't have a wet towel around your head. Now, whatever your name is, get ready for the big surprise. You are not you, you're me.

Douglas Quaid: [to himself] No shit.

Hauser: All my life, I worked for Mars Intelligence, I did Cohaagen's dirty work. But then I met someone, a woman. She taught me a few things, like I was playing for the wrong team. All I can do now is make up for it. You see...
[Points to his head]

Hauser: ...there's enough shit in here to fuck Cohaagen good. But if you're hearing this, it means is that he's got to me first. Now, here comes the hard part, old buddy. Now it is all up to you.

Douglas Quaid: [displeased] Great...

Hauser: Now, let's start by getting that bug out of your head.
[shows the nose device]

Hauser: Take this out of the case, and stick it up your nose. Don't worry, it's self-guiding. Just shove real hard.
[Quaid takes a deep breath, and sticks the nose device up his nose]

Hauser: When you hear a crunch, you're there. Now, pull it out. Be careful! That's my head, too.
[Quaid screams in pain while Hauser grins, then Quaid pulls out the bug]

Hauser: This is the plan. Get your ass to Mars, and go to the Hilton Hotel and flash the fake Brubaker I.D. at the front desk, that's all there is to it. Just do as I tell you. You can nail that son of a bitch that fucked you and me. I'm counting on you, old buddy. Don't let me down!

 

[phrodeau]

Have you seen the 3-D photos of Mars? You need special glasses to view them.

http://pacificnet.net/~johnr/mars.html

http://www.science.widener.edu/mars3d/

http://www.ny3d.org/2007/06/mars_unearthedcom_3d_from_mars.html

 

[theault_b]

Gilligan's Island 3 'hour' tour gone wild...

 

[Licia]

Mayhem Fest?!

Shitballs need to rid the parking lot of boulders.

Oh, and the underground snob group 'I only give ear to the less famous...'

Piss off.

 

[HoHoBomb]

Gilligan's Island 3 'hour' tour gone wild...

yummy

 

[TorontoBoyWest]

You mean this isnt a thread about chocolate bars?




Fuck sakes.

 

[Bert Notorius]

It's fucking Mars and we have a camera on it. The magnitude of that achievement is impalpable.

That's right.

It cannot be palped.

 

[bluemuse]

Let's go!

 

[Bert Notorius]

There's probably a Holiday Inn Express just over that blue hill.

 

[bluemuse]

A water park would be a nice touch.

 

[Bert Notorius]

A liquid methane park would be too Jupiter.

 

[TorontoBoyWest]

Where is the chick with the three tits at?

 

[Bert Notorius]

Where is the chick with the three tits at?

3 boobs fucking

 

[Beco]

A liquid methane park would be too Jupiter.

couple of houseplants would fix that...

 

[bluemuse]

Don't forget the rock people. And remember to stay in the shade lest you burst into flames.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Asbestos Speedos for everyone!

 

[Licia]

Mars had water once -- frozen poles, aye?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdUe47Ms7Lc&feature=related