Marry, Fuck, Kill

I got this one...

Marry Tyra- imagine the wardrobe! :eek:

Fuck Bjork- she would make great sounds in bed! :D

Kill Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan- it's a two-fer ;)

Rosie O'Donnell
Ellen Degeneres
Whoopi Goldberg

Take that! :D


what a warped sense of humor you have

kill...Whoopi

marry Ellen....I guess I could get into the girl on girl thing

fuck no say it ain't so for Rosie

Stevie Nicks

Jane Seymour

Cheryl Ladd
 
what a warped sense of humor you have

kill...Whoopi

marry Ellen....I guess I could get into the girl on girl thing

fuck no say it ain't so for Rosie

Stevie Nicks

Jane Seymour

Cheryl Ladd


I must say, marriage or sex with Whoopi or Rosie strikes me as absolutely frightening!!!!!:eek::eek::eek:

Now, to answer the last three, Marry, Fuck, Kill:

Marry: Stevie Nicks because she seems like a nice person and she's a good songwriter...perhaps we could write songs and dance with fairies together...lol.
Fuck: Jane Seymour...I'll bet she uses a whip and a strap on, even at her age
Kill: Cheryl Ladd. I'm sorry...she is a bore


Let's see if i can develop a likeable list...
How about a "Reality Show" list? Project Runaway folks:

Tim Gunn
Heidi Klum
Michael Kors
 
Tim Gunn: Fuck.... seems good looking enough
Heidi Klum: Marry... ´cause she´s hot lol
Michael Kors: Kill... just because


Demi Moore
Aston Kuscher
Bruce Willis
 
Tim Gunn: Fuck.... seems good looking enough
Heidi Klum: Marry... ´cause she´s hot lol
Michael Kors: Kill... just because


Demi Moore
Aston Kuscher
Bruce Willis

Demi Moore- marry- hot sex honeymoon!
Ashton Kutcher- kill- he annoys me
Bruce Willis- fuck- only cos I have to according to this game

John Cleese
Ed McMahon
Justin Timberlake
 
John Cleese
Ed McMahon
Justin Timberlake

Oh, this one is so easy!

Marry John Cleese- I love a funny man who could keep me smiling :)

Fuck Justin Timberlake- look at that boy dance :devil:

Kill Ed McMahon- he no longer has the cash prizes to deliver to my door, so what good is he? :confused:

Try this one... Family Guy characters

Glenn Quagmire
Peter Griffin
Joe Swanson
 
Glenn Quagmire - Fuck - He has experience and attitude


Peter Griffin - Kill - He is useless


Joe Swanson - Marry - He would be a good provider and besides. He is a cop so he would have great benefits, insurance and pension



Female Super Hero List

Wonder Woman

She Hulk

Sue Storm (Invisible Woman)
 
Glenn Quagmire - Fuck - He has experience and attitude


Peter Griffin - Kill - He is useless


Joe Swanson - Marry - He would be a good provider and besides. He is a cop so he would have great benefits, insurance and pension



Female Super Hero List

Wonder Woman

She Hulk

Sue Storm (Invisible Woman)

Oh dear...I thought the "Family Guy" list was difficult...like, I can't imagine having sex with a cartoon character. And now female Super Heroes??
I decline to answer this one...I'll leave it for someone else. But I did know a friend of a friend who was getting a divorce because her husband wanted her to dress up like Wonder Woman when they had sex...so I know it's at least ONE person's fantasy...lol.

So...somebody else answer the question....this one's making me queasy...:eek:
 
Glenn Quagmire - Fuck - He has experience and attitude


Peter Griffin - Kill - He is useless


Joe Swanson - Marry - He would be a good provider and besides. He is a cop so he would have great benefits, insurance and pension



Female Super Hero List

Wonder Woman

She Hulk

Sue Storm (Invisible Woman)

Wonder Woman: fuck, she's a hottie, i love the outfit!

She Hulk: Kill, never liked her

Sue Storm: marry, don't know why, but i would. lol



Bruce Wayne

Clark Kent

Tony Stark

you pick your fave one, cartoon or not. let me know which one you like.
 
Wonder Woman: fuck, she's a hottie, i love the outfit!

She Hulk: Kill, never liked her

Sue Storm: marry, don't know why, but i would. lol



Bruce Wayne

Clark Kent

Tony Stark

you pick your fave one, cartoon or not. let me know which one you like.


Ok...I'm game...
Bruce Wayne- Fuck...especially if his the little anti-alter ego of Robin is involved too (kinky? of course i am!)


Clark Kent- Kill. I think he's pompous and dry and unamusing...although a cock with Kryptonite might not be something to turn down...

Tony Stark-- I don't know much about Iron Man and his alter ego, but I'd marry him...because how much do you ever know about a man before you marry him anyway? And while he's gone fighting crime, maybe I can still have my fun...

--Now why was that so much easier for me for male super heroes??? hmmmm)

Well, how about if I leave a list of my favorite redheads (or sometime redheads. And I'm going to cheat a little bit and leave a male list and a female list...but you can only comment on one list, not pick and choose from both):

Female Redheads

Julianne Moore (Far From Heaven, Magnolia, Boogie Nights)
Milla Jovanavich
Heather Graham (Boogie Nights, Austin Powers Spy Who Shagged Me)

Male Redheads:

Charles Dance
Eric Stoltz
Ewan MacGregor

And I will say, that given the opportunity, if I were not as straight as I am, I would fuck all on both lists...lol. I have the hots for every one of them.
 
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Ok...I'm game...
Bruce Wayne- Fuck...especially if his the little anti-alter ego of Robin is involved too (kinky? of course i am!)


Clark Kent- Kill. I think he's pompous and dry and unamusing...although a cock with Kryptonite might not be something to turn down...

Tony Stark-- I don't know much about Iron Man and his alter ego, but I'd marry him...because how much do you ever know about a man before you marry him anyway? And while he's gone fighting crime, maybe I can still have my fun...

--Now why was that so much easier for me for male super heroes??? hmmmm)

Well, how about if I leave a list of my favorite redheads (or sometime redheads. And I'm going to cheat a little bit and leave a male list and a female list...but you can only comment on one list, not pick and choose from both):

Female Redheads

Julianne Moore (Far From Heaven, Magnolia, Boogie Nights)
Milla Jovanavich
Heather Graham (Boogie Nights, Austin Powers Spy Who Shagged Me)

Male Redheads:

Charles Dance
Eric Stoltz
Ewan MacGregor

And I will say, that given the opportunity, if I were not as straight as I am, I would fuck all on both lists...lol. I have the hots for every one of them.


I just love batman! but i have for years.

Eric Stoltz: fuck, he's purdy darn hot.

Ewan McGregor:marry, i think he's just the greatest

Charles Dance: kill, i don't know who that is.

Julianne Moore: marry

Milla: fuck, shes so hot!

Heather: kill, i don't like her all that much.


my fave romantic movie women:

Kate Winslet (Titanic)

Jane Seymore (Somewhere in Time)

Rachel McAdams (The Notebook)

Romantic movie men:

Billy Zane (Titanic, only because i don't like Leo)

Christopher Reeve (Somewhere in Time)

Ryan Gosling (The Notebook)
 
This is one of the greatest threads ever, ok here goes!

I'd marry kate Winslet, cause she's kinda plump, but cute!

And Rachel's getting fucked, hard and long.

And I might as well kill Jane Seymore cause she's so old it would be like a mercy killing.



Now, here's my 3 tv vixens for you good folks to consider:

1. Marg Helgenberger - CSI

2. Kathryn Morris - Cold Case

3. Poppy Montgomery - Without a Trace
 
Here goes!

(1)Marg Helgenberger-Marry. She seems pretty stable.

(2)Kathryn Morris-Kill. I have no idea who she is.

(3)Poppy Montgomery-Fuck. She has a hot body.

Here are my choices for the next player:
(1)Brian White

(2)Colin Farrell

(3)Vin Diesel
 
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