Married People who are/were Cheating - Horror Stories

[Putt88]

Alright, I know this one is a bit of a downer, still might be good "food for thought" for some, dare I say many, of us Litsters.

I was thinking today of all the things that can go bad when someone cheats on their SO. (Heck, it is one of the mainstay themes of a major television show here in the states - Law and Order: Special Victims Unit.). For example, catching an STD (that can not be "caught from a toilet seat"), being caught in the act with a same sex partner (ie - wife walks in while you have 8" of cock buried to the hilt in your ass), online sissy pics exposed, hooking up with a fatal attraction, etc.

Hoping to AVOID the standard caught having an affair tales.

Again, I know it is a somewhat of a depressing thread. Still, would be interesting to hear some stories if anyone wants to share.

 

[Queersetti]

OJ thought Nicole was fucking Ron Goldman, so he chopped her head off.

Or, were you looking for something erotic?

 

[Fata Morgana]

OJ thought Nicole was fucking Ron Goldman, so he chopped her head off.

Or, were you looking for something erotic?

I thought that was erotic myself.

 

[Queersetti]

I thought that was erotic myself.

Did you imagine yourself as OJ, Nicole or Ron?

 

[Fata Morgana]

Did you imagine yourself as OJ, Nicole or Ron?

I just imagine decapitating people I don't like. It makes me both happy and moist.

Pookie understands.

 

[Queersetti]

I just imagine decapitating people I don't like. It makes me both happy and moist.

Pookie understands.

I always pictured Pookie as more the ax down the middle of the head type.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I always pictured Pookie as more the ax down the middle of the head type.

This is true. She'd split it like a coconut. I'd prefer to just remove it and put it on a stick. I've always been like this. As a kid I removed my dolls heads and put them on the end of my pencil. They were tiny pocket dolls by the way, I'd look a bit Damien like with a huge doll head wobbling on my pencil.

Ok. Now I have a new fantasy. Thrope's severed head on a giant pencil.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Queersetti]

This is true. She'd split it like a coconut. I'd prefer to just remove it and put it on a stick. I've always been like this. As a kid I removed my dolls heads and put them on the end of my pencil. They were tiny pocket dolls by the way, I'd look a bit Damien like with a huge doll head wobbling on my pencil.

Ok. Now I have a new fantasy. Thrope's severed head on a giant pencil.

I think it's a cultural difference. A clean decap seems the British style, while Americans would tend more to the blunt cleaving.

I come from a long line of stiletto people, myself.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I think it's a cultural difference. A clean decap seems the British style, while Americans would tend more to the blunt cleaving.

I come from a long line of stiletto people, myself.

You have a valid point. I'm half Irish so I'd kneecap 'em first too.

 

[spacekowboy]

I'm part Dutch, so we just enslave them and then give them syphilis. We like to play it slow.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Ooh Death Wish 2 is on! Q's got me in the mood for violence.

 

[Queersetti]

You have a valid point. I'm half Irish so I'd kneecap 'em first too.

Half English, half Irish?

Do you ever get the urge to put a bucket over your own head and beat it with a baton?

 

[pensivepoet]

I understand why some people don't like my shared account, but you know, there is not this risk for me. G can see my friendships clearly and what I am doing. I have made a couple of close friendships, and it can see how some, if 'secret' would be unpleasant to find, though None are sexual .

After that total whackjob brit won the boxing title, G will have no trouble from me.
For Christ's sake, Fury's dad just got out of the slammer for gouging a guy's eye out!
You fuckers nutz

 

[ryan8558]

Ooh Death Wish 2 is on! Q's got me in the mood for violence.

He seems to have that effect on some people here.

 

[Queersetti]

He seems to have that effect on some people here.

Reading my posts is like watching Videodrome.

 

[ryan8558]

Reading my posts is like watching Videodrome.

The part where he pulls out the videotape???

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Queersetti]

The part where he pulls out the videotape???

The part where you murder Debbie Harry.

 

[Wings]

How about you only fuck your spouse and there would be no horror stories, mmkay? Thanks.

 

[Queersetti]

How about you only fuck your spouse and there would be no horror stories, mmkay? Thanks.

So, you're saying he really doesn't have a chance with you?

 

[ryan8558]

The part where you murder Debbie Harry.

SHIT! now I definitely have to rewatch this.

 

[Wings]

So, you're saying he really doesn't have a chance with you?

I'm pretty sure he's not interested.

 

[Queersetti]

I'm pretty sure he's not interested.

Well, I'm not either, but I still love you.

 

[Wings]

Well, I'm not either, but I still love you.

I love you too! I mean, sometimes your posts make me want to hump your leg but I'd settle for just watching.