willywanker
just one man's opinion
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HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if
you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she
should keep the chips and dip coming. --- Alan, age 10
No person really decides before they grow up who they're
going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get the
find out later who you're stuck with. --- Kirsten, age 10
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person
FOREVER by then. --- Camille, age 10
No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to
get married. --- Freddie, age 6
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, it depends if they seem to be
yelling at the same kids. --- Derrick, age 8
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids. --- Lori, age 8
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to
get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you
listen long enough. --- Lynnette, age 8
On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually
gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
Martin, age 10
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all
the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the
dead columns. --- Craig, age 9
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich. --- Pam, age 7
The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want
to mess with that. --- Curt, age 7
The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you
should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing
to do. --- Howard, age 8
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never
going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed
out. --- Theodore, age 8
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys
need someone to clean up after them. --- Antia, age 9
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET
MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
--- Kelvin, age 8
AND THE #1 FAVORITE IS !!!
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks
like a truck. --- Ricky, age 10
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if
you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she
should keep the chips and dip coming. --- Alan, age 10
No person really decides before they grow up who they're
going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get the
find out later who you're stuck with. --- Kirsten, age 10
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person
FOREVER by then. --- Camille, age 10
No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to
get married. --- Freddie, age 6
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, it depends if they seem to be
yelling at the same kids. --- Derrick, age 8
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids. --- Lori, age 8
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to
get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you
listen long enough. --- Lynnette, age 8
On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually
gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
Martin, age 10
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all
the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the
dead columns. --- Craig, age 9
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich. --- Pam, age 7
The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want
to mess with that. --- Curt, age 7
The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you
should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing
to do. --- Howard, age 8
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never
going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed
out. --- Theodore, age 8
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys
need someone to clean up after them. --- Antia, age 9
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET
MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
--- Kelvin, age 8
AND THE #1 FAVORITE IS !!!
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks
like a truck. --- Ricky, age 10
