Mark Twain

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[RosevilleCAguy]

Mark Twain is my favorite American. More quotes. Feel free to add your own.

Mark Twain was the pen name of Samuel Clemens, who lived from 1835 - 1910.

Mark Twain was an old Mississippi riverboat term.

 

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[PoliteSuccubus]

I am sure I am misquoteing exactly, but:

When I was a young man I was sure my father was a fool, but as I got older, he got smarter.

 

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First, God created idiots. That was just for practice. Then He created school boards.
--Mark Twain

 

[Lost Cause]

"Mark Twain"

Was a sounding callout from a deckhand to the wheelhouse on a riverboat.

My favorite line: "There are lies, damn lies, and statistics!"

 

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[PoliteSuccubus]

Guru, your flooding my in box by making each quote sep.

Which is a shame, coz now I will have to block this thread when I really like the quotes!

 

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"The coldest winter I ever spent was one summer in San Francisco"

 

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