Mark Twain: 1601

[Byron In Exile]

 

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[Byron In Exile]

Thank you-- I first heard this thing on the radio over a decade ago, and at that time it was rather hard to come by. Now, with the Internet, it's readily available, if you know what to look for. I thought it well-suited to Literotica, it being its own unique combination of literature and debauchery, and one of ppman's recent periodic tirades of profanity reminded me I'd intended to post it.

 

[st4nton]

oh my..

you get 1/2 a point on this one..

 

[Byron In Exile]

oh my..

you get 1/2 a point on this one..

Obviously sour grapes, but thanks for the bump!

 

[st4nton]

im not taking my ratings to seriously.. so you shouldnt either.

 

[Coolville]

Thank you-- I first heard this thing on the radio over a decade ago, and at that time it was rather hard to come by. Now, with the Internet, it's readily available, if you know what to look for. I thought it well-suited to Literotica, it being its own unique combination of literature and debauchery, and one of ppman's recent periodic tirades of profanity reminded me I'd intended to post it.

I think it's wonderful that people like you have hobbies.
Keeps you off the streets...

 

[Byron In Exile]

im not taking my ratings to seriously.. so you shouldnt either.

I take my ratings seriously, so you should, too.

By the way, I give this thread a 5.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I think it's wonderful that people like you have hobbies.
Keeps you off the streets...

Don't you have some Xenophobes to denounce to the magistrate?

 

[Coolville]

Don't you have some Xenophobes to denounce to the magistrate?

shit! is that the time!? Thanks for reminding me! gotta go..........

 

[Byron In Exile]

shit! is that the time!? Thanks for reminding me! gotta go..........

No problem. Dress warm. Don't forget your EU armband and "Zero Tolerance for Intolerance" badge. And if you need me, I'll be here listening to banjo music and cleaning my gun.

 

[Guest]

 

[Coolville]

No problem. Dress warm. Don't forget your EU armband and "Zero Tolerance for Intolerance" badge. And if you need me, I'll be here listening to banjo music and cleaning my gun.

You should be more careful what you post on the internet... shame you weren't holding your banjo.
Squeeeeeaaaal like a pig, boy!

byron in textiles

 

[Byron In Exile]

You should be more careful what you post on the internet... shame you weren't holding your banjo.
Squeeeeeaaaal like a pig, boy!

Nice try. But my name's not "Ivan" and I've never been to Bulgaria.

Looks very pretty, though. Actually, isn't Bulgaria about to become part of your EU? That guy's about to become your countryman! You might want to think about submitting him to the magistrate, he looks suspiciously Xenophobic.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I give it an 8.

I like it a lot

Super -- 13.5 / 3 is 4.5!