Manu's New Software

[Draco]

Manu has installed new software on the LIT servers that run this board. Through cunningly placed sensors in your keyboard, it measures the active IQ of the signed-in LIT memebrs, creates an average, and then slows the server according to the average. Notice how slow things have been over the past few days? That alone proves the software is working and doing its job really well.
As the intellect level climbs, so does the servers speed, to keep pace with the more intelligent posters.


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[Coolville]

Apparently having The Mother of All Intellectual Peasants, The Man Who Can't Even Spell Hans on <ignore> hasn't helped. With him being the weak link on the intellectual evolution scale, I was hoping ignoring him would speed up my own connection.

must be a bug in the system.

 

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[Draco]

Must be a bug in the system.

More than likely the IQ of the collective posters are dragging down the average again....

Send all bug reports to Laurel...she knows how to "tweak" the system....

 

[Draco]

The rampant ramblings of an inane Pro-American, Pro-Israeli fuck rag, might be the cause of the sudden slow down

I'd say so...