Manscape?

[canonc]

Guys, do you manscape? If yes, how? If no, why not?

 

[ryan8558]

I keep my beard trimmed.

 

[bronzeage]

Like I need one more thing that has to be done on a schedule.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Trimmed. Not shaved. That's how your mom likes it.

Boom! A mom joke!

 

[seth6138]

Just took care of that this morning..I'm good to go for a few days..

 

[flint9]

bare

shaved every couple of days

 

[dolf]

why are men expected to give a reason why not, but not why? the question is biased and there is an implied judgement that manscaping is the normal and correct option.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

At my age and current level of social interaction this would be as pointless as tidying up all the items that are stored in the crawl space under the house.

 

[pointless]

i haven't shaved my beard in fucking forever. god, like two years at least.

and i trim it when i fucking feel like it. generally when eating greasy/saucy/cheesy foods makes me feel like i have to wash my face. even then i sometimes just trim my stache. why? because i like my beard, you fascist.

 

[doctor_insanus]

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/e3/e3a40d7bc4ead77685edd1367a37c294cc8eb9f1b3b1610bd661b70b5b998f30.jpg

 

[jordanhipster]

Shaved bald. Shave it every other day to keep it smooth.

 

[doowdniw]

I trim (not shave) because happy wife = happy life. She's not into the Chewbacca look. It's a personal grooming decision, and no one way is right or wrong. To each their own.

 

[Que]

The thigh friendly shave on my cranium telegraphs my impeccable grooming elsewhere.

 

[Riles]

The thigh friendly shave on my cranium telegraphs my impeccable grooming elsewhere.

Cripes! I never even thought of that.

Ouch.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

I don't mind hair as long as he has good hygiene.

 

[dolf]

I don't mind hair as long as he has good hygiene.

I prefer hair and good hygiene.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Clearing out the brush makes a sapling stand out like a mighty oak!

 

[Oh_That_Guy]

I long for the days when words like manscape didn't exist. Life was better then. Mostly because nobody asked or expected anyone to have shaved privates. Unless you were in the service where all privates are shaved.

 

[dolf]

my boytoy has the silkiest butt I ever touched. if he shaved it I might cry. I stroke his butt like i'd stroke a kitten. it makes me feel serene.

 

[BabblingBrooke]

I prefer hair and good hygiene.

That's really what I should have written.

 

[Aglaopheme]

Guys, do you manscape? If yes, how? If no, why not?

why are men expected to give a reason why not, but not why? the question is biased and there is an implied judgement that manscaping is the normal and correct option.

I'm thinking what they really are looking to hear about is the details of the how.

I 'scape, he 'scapes.

 

[Aella_]

What? Men's hair starts thinning and they get bald on top of their head, but not in their privates?

 

[Queersetti]

Trimmed. Not shaved. That's how your mom likes it.

Boom! A mom joke!

Wait. Are you saying that's how his Mom likes your beard, or how she likes her own?

 

[Queersetti]

What? Men's hair starts thinning and they get bald on top of their head, but not in their privates?

When men age, their hair doesn't go away, it just migrates down the body.

 

[Not Normal]

I had surgery in May and the shaving was done for me. Other than that, nope. I barely shave my face...