Man with two penises. (penii?)

[Cruel2BKind]

Jezebel just did an article about a man who was born with a rare condition. He grew to adulthood with both of his sexual organs intact, and went onto reddit for a Q and A. He currently lives in an exclusive polyamorous relationship with a man and a woman, and is bisexual (duh). Both of his penises can urinate, become erect, and ejaculate.

http://jezebel.com/here-is-the-true...source=jezebel_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

The article includes pictures of himself erect and flaccid.

http://i.imgur.com/0pEACyI.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/A5IdNU7.jpg


Discuss?

 

[JackLuis]

Jezebel just did an article about a man who was born with a rare condition. He grew to adulthood with both of his sexual organs intact, and went onto reddit for a Q and A. He currently lives in an exclusive polyamorous relationship with a man and a woman, and is bisexual (duh). Both of his penises can urinate, become erect, and ejaculate.

http://jezebel.com/here-is-the-true...source=jezebel_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

The article includes pictures of himself erect and flaccid.

http://i.imgur.com/0pEACyI.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/A5IdNU7.jpg

Discuss?

That is just Cruel!

Talk about bifurcated bunnies!

 

[JKendallDane]

Sure gives a whole new meaning to "multiple orgasms."

For some reason, I am seeing a plot bunny with an extremely toned and flexible partner whose favorite line is: "I wanna suck you while you fuck me."

 

[1millionsecrets]

Its like a three way with two guys one girl! Except... That's your own cock you're rubbing against.

I think its wonderful

 

[mynameisben]

He could be cheating on two really dumb women at the same time.

 

[soflabbwlvr]

This can't end well. He's going to have a nervous breakdown when he starts thinking with his dicks.

 

[JKendallDane]

There *IS* one big plus for him...

...he can be totally honest when he brags about having 12".

 

[A_Little_Show]

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[Privates1stClass]

This guy could DP his girl friend.

The article didn't say, but does he have four balls?

 

[R. Richard]

Release Date: 1972 (sav-man)
Lyrics By: Shel Silverstein (sav-man)
Music By: Shel Silverstein (sav-man)
Produced By: Ron Haffkine (sav-man)
Released By: Columbia Records (sav-man)
Published By: Evil Eye Music Inc. (Stavro Arrgolus)
Licensing: BMI #1400122 (Stavro Arrgolus)

Song Lyrics:
Did you hear bout Stacy Brown (no, we didn't, but we'd like to)
He had every chick in town (no, he didn't, but he tried to)
He had looks, he had class, do anything to get a little lass
And everyone would shout at him when he walks his girlies past
They said everybody got one (everybody got one)
Everybody got one (everybody got one) Stacy Brown got two (oooh)

Do you know the reason for his success (no, we don't, so tell us)
They say that he was double blessed (not like you fellas)
They say that Stacy Brown was born just a little bit deformed
Still his girl friends, they all wake up smilin' every morn
Singin' everybody got one...
[ guitar ]
Why, they're climbin' up the wall (just to get to Stacy)
Young ones run and old ones crawl (he drives us crazy)
He got two and that's a fact, but no one knows where the other one's at
On his elbow, on his knee or underneath his hat
Singin' everybody got one...

He got two, I tell you truth, it's a fact. No, I ain't seen her, but no, I mean it's a fact
Well, that's what my old lady told me
No, I don't I don't why she knows how did she know
Maybe somebody told her, huh, gossip, maybe it's gossip, how did she know
Maybe just seems like two. I wanna talk to that woman (Marcus Tee)

 

[carlieplum]

There's an old joke:
Q: What do you call a man with two penises?
A: Rediculous

 

[3113]

This can't end well. He's going to have a nervous breakdown when he starts thinking with his dicks.

Naw. It's normal for him. Now, if you had a guy who'd had only one dick his whole life and grew a second...then he'd be in trouble.

 

[3113]

Didn't read the article...how does he decide which one to use for what? I mean, which one to pee out of? And even though he's got two, he's still only got two testicles, right? So does the sperm split between them and they both go off if he has sex or, once again, does he kinda decide which one gets to shoot?

Edited to add: and are there issues with trousers and underwear?

 

[StrangeLife]

- Are you circumcised or not?

- Yes.

 

[Neonurotic]

No ponder there on which way he dresses.

 

[Hypoxia]

To paraphrase the old Lambert-Hendricks-Ross song, "Two (dick)heads are better than one."

Mention has been made of double-fucking and DP. How about a real double BJ? How about TWO double BJs? Two mouths slurping each cock, maybe another mouth or two servicing testicles, etc. How about writing two signatures in the snow simultaneously? How about double masturbation?

Story-wise: how about one cock cut, the other uncut? How about hooking up with a two-cunt woman? How about a triple-dicker? And I seem to recall an old R.Crumb comic about Dickhead, whose nose was phallic. How about a dicknose triple-dicker? Start writing, kids.

 

[1millionsecrets]

Didn't read the article...how does he decide which one to use for what? I mean, which one to pee out of? And even though he's got two, he's still only got two testicles, right? So does the sperm split between them and they both go off if he has sex or, once again, does he kinda decide which one gets to shoot?

Edited to add: and are there issues with trousers and underwear?

It's not a decision from what I read, he has two that act as one. It like trying to tell one of your nipples not to get hard because you want to focus on just one.

 

[mynameisben]

If I had two dicks I'd give them cutesy names like Thunder and Lightning, or Batman and Robin. I'd only use Robin on girls I didn't like that much.

 

[sheablue]

If I had two dicks I'd give them cutesy names like Thunder and Lightning, or Batman and Robin. I'd only use Robin on girls I didn't like that much.

Ha!


Also, I'm kind of intrigued by the fact that one seems circumcised and one does not. medically necessary, you think? Shits and giggles?

Maybe I'll have to actually read the article instead of just staring, fascinated, at the photo.

 

[Cruel2BKind]

Ha!


Also, I'm kind of intrigued by the fact that one seems circumcised and one does not. medically necessary, you think? Shits and giggles?

Maybe I'll have to actually read the article instead of just staring, fascinated, at the photo.

Both are uncircumcised. It's just that one foreskin was pulled back from the head and the other was loose enough to keep it covered in that picture.

 

[StrangeLife]

Ha!


Also, I'm kind of intrigued by the fact that one seems circumcised and one does not..

That's because he's only half-jewish

 

[patientlee]

That's because he's only half-jewish

http://youtu.be/9CdVTCDdEwI

 

[Bramblethorn]

If I had two dicks I'd give them cutesy names like Thunder and Lightning, or Batman and Robin. I'd only use Robin on girls I didn't like that much.

"Jedward".

 

[Madoka]

The origin of the dude was from Reddit: initially gathered traction here then the guy answered questions here. Overall, a fun read.

This guy could DP his girl friend.

The article didn't say, but does he have four balls?

Only two balls

Didn't read the article...how does he decide which one to use for what? I mean, which one to pee out of? And even though he's got two, he's still only got two testicles, right? So does the sperm split between them and they both go off if he has sex or, once again, does he kinda decide which one gets to shoot?

Edited to add: and are there issues with trousers and underwear?

He pees out of both and I'm guessing he ejaculates out of both. His urethra splits like a Y so he doesn't have much choice. That said, four testicles doesn't really mean much other than sperm production would increase. I kinda cringed when he said he went commando, it seems really painful considering the seams would rub where his penii intersect all day

 

[PayDay]

...some guys have all the luck....