Man wanted...

[Lovepotion69]

Young, nice, responsible, not too sloppy, responsible, attractive, funny, charming and easy going man wanted.

Should be be willing to cook, clean and give nice massages. Should also be willing to share a flat and bed with sex crazed lunatic, together with paying rent on time.

So, I am looking for a flat, and I need a roomie. Any takers?

/LP

 

[Phoenyx]

Young, nice, responsible, not too sloppy, responsible, attractive, funny, charming and easy going man wanted.

Should be be willing to cook, clean and give nice massages. Should also be willing to share a flat and bed with sex crazed lunatic, together with paying rent on time.

So, I am looking for a flat, and I need a roomie. Any takers?

/LP

Whats the rent?

 

[mokum13]

Do I really have to cook?

 

[Guest]

I'm pretty domesticated. <toilet trained and everything>

 

[Smooth_Operator]

Young, nice, responsible, not too sloppy, responsible, attractive, funny, charming and easy going man wanted.

Should be be willing to cook, clean and give nice massages. Should also be willing to share a flat and bed with sex crazed lunatic, together with paying rent on time.

So, I am looking for a flat, and I need a roomie. Any takers?

/LP

All desired features of roomie accounted for herein. Miss must be willing to:
- relocate to Atlanta
- get beaten like a drum in all contests of trivia.
- admit freely (if only to accomodate roomie) that Bogie rules.
- engage in sexual congress multiple times per day on average.

 

[floridaguy64]

Young, nice, responsible, not too sloppy, responsible, attractive, funny, charming and easy going man wanted.

Should be be willing to cook, clean and give nice massages. Should also be willing to share a flat and bed with sex crazed lunatic, together with paying rent on time.

So, I am looking for a flat, and I need a roomie. Any takers?

/LP

39 years young...
nice is as nice does...
responsible for my kiddies...
sloppy? what? I can't wear that t-shirt two days running?...
attractive? Check my AV...'tis really me...
funny... would I post my real face if not looking for humor?...
charming... A man in uniform is not charming?...
easy is as easy does... Dayummmm, I gotta get up again?...

I cook...
you clean...
tongue massages daily...
rent is negotiable...
sexual lunacy welcomed...

have bags, will travel...

your call...

 

[Lovepotion69]

Re: Re: Man wanted...

Whats the rent?

Too fucking much here in London! That's why I need a roomie! haha

/LP

 

[Lovepotion69]

Re: Re: Man wanted...

All desired features of roomie accounted for herein. Miss must be willing to:
- relocate to Atlanta
- get beaten like a drum in all contests of trivia.
- admit freely (if only to accomodate roomie) that Bogie rules.
- engage in sexual congress multiple times per day on average.

Smooth_Operator ~ No,no,no. I think you got it all wrong. YOU are to move to London! If I moved to Atlanta I bet I could actually afford living alone!

-Everyone beats me in trivia anyway...
- Bogie what/who???! Eh, never mind. he/she/it rules!
- Sexual congress? Do I need to prepair an oral presentation?

 

[Lovepotion69]

Re: Re: Man wanted...

39 years young...
nice is as nice does...
responsible for my kiddies...
sloppy? what? I can't wear that t-shirt two days running?...
attractive? Check my AV...'tis really me...
funny... would I post my real face if not looking for humor?...
charming... A man in uniform is not charming?...
easy is as easy does... Dayummmm, I gotta get up again?...

I cook...
you clean...
tongue massages daily...
rent is negotiable...
sexual lunacy welcomed...

have bags, will travel...

your call...

Hm,the kids wouldn't be able to fit in a 1 bedroom flat.
Of course you can wear the t-shirt for two days running! Just turn it inside-out. Duh!
Man in uniform? What type of uniform?
No,no, in that case I would cook, and YOU clean.
Tongue massages daily sounds great! What about shoulder, neck, and back???
Rent: Two bloody high for what you'll be getting, but hey, who doesn't want to live in third world London, eh?

/LP

 

[Smooth_Operator]

Re: Re: Re: Man wanted...

Smooth_Operator ~ No,no,no. I think you got it all wrong. YOU are to move to London! If I moved to Atlanta I bet I could actually afford living alone!

-Everyone beats me in trivia anyway...
- Bogie what/who???! Eh, never mind. he/she/it rules!
- Sexual congress? Do I need to prepair an oral presentation?

How could you compare your paltry London to the jewel of the South?! We have all the trappings of a modern city, complete with nearly hour long daily commute times and copious gridlock. Further, we are steeped in a rich cultural heritage that can be viewed on the side of Stone Mountain (a cheap imitation of Mnt. Rushmore with Jefferson Davis and Robert E. Lee) which proudly portrays heros from the war of "Northern Aggression"? And what have you to offer, aside from a torture tower and a bunch of kissable lads in busbys?!

Right, on second though, what are rents like over there again? This place sucks.

 

[floridaguy64]

Re: Re: Re: Man wanted...

Hm,the kids wouldn't be able to fit in a 1 bedroom flat.
Of course you can wear the t-shirt for two days running! Just turn it inside-out. Duh!
Man in uniform? What type of uniform?
No,no, in that case I would cook, and YOU clean.
Tongue massages daily sounds great! What about shoulder, neck, and back???
Rent: Two bloody high for what you'll be getting, but hey, who doesn't want to live in third world London, eh?

/LP

nix the kiddies... I have some, you want 'em for awhile?
Okay then... inside-out it goes...
the very same uniform in my AV... belonged to my great grandpa quite a few decades back...
No... I cook, you clean... I shop, put together world class meals, prepare you a veritable feast daily... at the least, you could help with the dishes...
Massages... via tongue includes toes to nose...flip!... up the backside... flip!... time for the middle!...
Scotts/Irish here... have and can afford your London flat... might even do me some good to live amongst a few brits...

 

[Lovepotion69]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Man wanted...

Rents? Don't even get me started.... First the weirdos in this country go by the week. Then you'll get perhaps a tiny ass room in someone's house for £80/week. If you want a studioflat (just a room which acts as everything), then that's about £100 and onwards. For a 1 bed flat £130 and onwards. And of course expect tiny rooms, crap plumbing and overpiced housing for what you get in general...

Now, why the heck do I want to stay here???? Oh yeah, job prospects are better than Sweden...I forgot. Damn, but for £160 PER MONTH, my friend at home is having a 1 bedroom, 1 livingroom flat. *bawling*

 

[Smooth_Operator]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Man wanted...

Rents? Don't even get me started.... First the weirdos in this country go by the week. Then you'll get perhaps a tiny ass room in someone's house for £80/week. If you want a studioflat (just a room which acts as everything), then that's about £100 and onwards. For a 1 bed flat £130 and onwards. And of course expect tiny rooms, crap plumbing and overpiced housing for what you get in general...

Now, why the heck do I want to stay here???? Oh yeah, job prospects are better than Sweden...I forgot. Damn, but for £160 PER MONTH, my friend at home is having a 1 bedroom, 1 livingroom flat. *bawling*

*friendly, supportive, non-threatening-or-weirdo pat*

 

[Lovepotion69]

I'm just a poor graduate student who's gonna be leaving the nest and jump into the wild world. *sniffle*

Seriously, I am still wondering how the heck I'm gonna get a job, and how the heck I'm gonna be able to pacy for a flat in this darn expensive city! And of course all my friends have left/will be leaving or already have flatmates... grrrr....

HELP! I'm gonna be homeless and without money or job after 22 September! Or even earlier!

/LP

P.S Did I mention donations are greatfully accepted. I do not have any shame or pride whatsoever.

 

[Sandia]

Lovepotion, I think I love you.
Pm me please.

 

[floridaguy64]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Man wanted...

Rents? Don't even get me started.... First the weirdos in this country go by the week. Then you'll get perhaps a tiny ass room in someone's house for £80/week. If you want a studioflat (just a room which acts as everything), then that's about £100 and onwards. For a 1 bed flat £130 and onwards. And of course expect tiny rooms, crap plumbing and overpiced housing for what you get in general...

Now, why the heck do I want to stay here???? Oh yeah, job prospects are better than Sweden...I forgot. Damn, but for £160 PER MONTH, my friend at home is having a 1 bedroom, 1 livingroom flat. *bawling*

Then you should Come 'ere luv... for the equivalent of L130 a month, You could get a palacial residence. Have a fourth bedroom here with full house priviledges... just a thought anyways...

 

[Smooth_Operator]

Lovepotion, I think I love you.
Pm me please.

*sniff* *sniffsniff*

Fee Fye Foe Fum, I smell the money of a patron.

 

[Lovepotion69]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Man wanted...

Then you should Come 'ere luv... for the equivalent of L130 a month, You could get a palacial residence. Have a fourth bedroom here with full house priviledges... just a thought anyways...

I really should.... So,what are job prospects for someone within the media?


/LP

 

[Lovepotion69]

Lovepotion, I think I love you.
Pm me please.

Aaah! The potion finally worked!

/LP

 

[miles]

Young, nice, responsible, not too sloppy, responsible, attractive, funny, charming and easy going man wanted.

Should be be willing to cook, clean and give nice massages. Should also be willing to share a flat and bed with sex crazed lunatic, together with paying rent on time.

So, I am looking for a flat, and I need a roomie. Any takers?

/LP

Sorry. The commute is a bitch.

 

[Lovepotion69]

Re: Re: Man wanted...

Sorry. The commute is a bitch.

But you'll get loads of frequent flyer miles....

/LP

 

[floridaguy64]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Man wanted...

I really should.... So,what are job prospects for someone within the media?


Ever heard of CNN???????

Atlanta is the home of much of where the world get's it's media... skewed it may be, but here is where it's at!


/LP

 

[miles]

Re: Re: Re: Man wanted...

But you'll get loads of frequent flyer miles....

/LP

Hmmmmmm.

Tell me more about the sex-crazed part. Maybe I could work a flex schedule.

 

[Smooth_Operator]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Man wanted...

Ever heard of CNN???????

Atlanta is the home of much of where the world get's it's media... skewed it may be, but here is where it's at!

wOOt!!! Another Atlantan?!?! Howz yo momnem?!?!?

 

[Lovepotion69]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Man wanted...

Sorry Floridaguy, I didn't connect you were in Atlanta. I ahevn't slept since 9am on Mon, so I'm kinda gone....

Yeah, I know CNN is there, but heck, I'm not a broadcast journalist, I'm in print! LOL.

/LP