Man sues parents for not loving him enough

[koalabear]

A 32-year-old Brooklyn man is suing his parents, claiming he wasn't loved enough by them and that their neglect has caused him to be homeless and jobless.

Bernard Bey filed a self-written lawsuit in Brooklyn court earlier this month, accusing his parents of causing him mental anguish and for making him feel "unloved and beaten by the world."

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/02/23/17064503-man-sues-parents-for-not-loving-him-enough?lite=

 

[Busybody]

he must be a DUMOH!

always BLAMING>>>>>>>>>>>>


btw, Im gonna sue J Aniston for the same thing

 

[koalabear]

Her lack of affection has messed up your mind.

 

[Busybody]

Her lack of affection has messed up your mind.

fuck affection

her lack of letting me FUCK her

has FUCKED me up

I blame J ANISTON

Im gonna sue

 

[Kitty_Schrödinger]

I feel unloved
:sniffles:

 

[Liar]

Can't buy me looooove....

 

[koalabear]

I feel unloved
:sniffles:

Put the Yoda hat on.

 

[Kitty_Schrödinger]

No! Even you only want me for the Yoda hat :sniffles:

 

[koalabear]

No! Even you only want me for the Yoda hat :sniffles:

What's under it is in the package deal.

 

[Kitty_Schrödinger]

Love me, dammit :burns the hat:

 

[koalabear]

Love me, dammit :burns the hat:

*rethinks a relationship with a pyromaniac.*

 

[Bert Notorius]

decoded: man sues parents for not giving him enough money.

 

[Kitty_Schrödinger]

Commitment-fob!

 

[koalabear]

Commitment-fob!

Gold digger!!!!

 

[Kitty_Schrödinger]

tree hugger!

 

[koalabear]

tree hugger!

You got me there.

 

[Kitty_Schrödinger]

Ha! ...

 

[koalabear]

*climbs back up in the Eucanlykpuss tree*

 

[Busybody]

I have decided

To fucking SUE

Every single PLAYBOY bunny and PORN star for IGNORING me

and

FUCKING WITH MY "MIND"

 

[koalabear]

Luckily you can get a Lit lawyer for that.

 

[oxphocker]

The rise of the litigious society at work...people trying to scam the system for personal gain.

No one is a special little snowflake, get over it.

 

[Busybody]

The rise of the litigious society at work...people trying to scam the system for personal gain.

No one is a special little snowflake, get over it.

stop posting, OX FUCKER, or I'll sue

 

[oxphocker]

I'd love to see you try...
Oh btw, if I do actually get any legal documents my first move would be to scan them and post the images on this board along with my laughter over how a judge won't even consider it seriously.. 'oh noes, someone was mean to you on the internets??'

You really are an idiot aren't you?

 

[renard_ruse]

Her lack of affection has messed up your mind.

That's an interesting legal concept. Suing women for intentional infliction of emotional distress for not having sex with you. I like it.

 

[koalabear]

I'd love to see you try...
Oh btw, if I do actually get any legal documents my first move would be to scan them and post the images on this board along with my laughter over how a judge won't even consider it seriously.. 'oh noes, someone was mean to you on the internets??'

You really are an idiot aren't you?

No, you are, you replied.