Man saves bear from cheeseballs

[Christobal]

No it was not a bear testicle funk problem. The bear got his head stuck in a container of cheeseballs. After seeing this for four days a man decided to help the bear.

I'm just posting this because sometimes the news is good.

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2016/07...stuck-on-its-head/3391469193156/?spt=mps&or=1

 

[Christobal]

But some bears are evil.

Or maybe just bored.

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2016/07...s-wall-at-the-zoo/2451469207924/?spt=mps&or=2

 

[Hard_Rom]

A good news story.

Garbage can be a killer of wildlife.

The plastic that holds six pack cans gets ducks and geese all the time. Even when disposed of properly we always rip the sections apart. Fishing line is another. When ever I go fishing I can be sure to collect up a few hundred feet of snapped off line.

Leave no trace!

 

[Christobal]

Do the crabs in your crotch look strange? This may be the reason why.

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2016/07...as-decorated-crab/5161469217098/?spt=hs&or=on

 

[Christobal]

A good news story.

Garbage can be a killer of wildlife.

The plastic that holds six pack cans gets ducks and geese all the time. Even when disposed of properly we always rip the sections apart. Fishing line is another. When ever I go fishing I can be sure to collect up a few hundred feet of snapped off line.

Leave no trace!

What is it they say? Take only pictures and leave only footprints. I also pick up trash I find along the way.

 

[pink]

Damn, now I want a cheese ball.

 

[Disgustipated]

Damn, now I want a cheese ball.

Funny, I want a bear claw.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Damn, now I want a cheese ball.

Slowly and patiently extract each one with your hand, and you should be fine. Just don't go nuts and try to duck dive for them all at once.

 

[pink]

Funny, I want a bear claw.

Bear claws are so good. Right now, I'd kill for crackers and a cheese ball.

 

[pink]

Slowly and patiently extract each one with your hand, and you should be fine. Just don't go nuts and try to duck dive for them all at once.

Colonel, I'll just run to Wal-Mart.

 

[Christobal]

Damn, now I want a cheese ball.

At this point we all want cheese balls. Must remember not to stick my head in the jar.
Dammit!

Somebody help me.

 

[Mike_Yates]

My cat likes licking cheeseballs.

He doesn't eat them, he just licks them.

 

[Christobal]

This is a true story. I was having Planters cheese balls, the kind that come in a big can. I put it down on the floor.


My dog got her head stuck in it. I am a bad owner because I let her stay in it for like 5 minutes because it was so dam funny.

After that she would leave the room if I was eating cheese balls

 

[Colonel Hogan]

This is a true story. I was having Planters cheese balls, the kind that come in a big can. I put it down on the floor.


My dog got her head stuck in it. I am a bad owner because I let her stay in it for like 5 minutes because it was so dam funny.

After that she would leave the room if I was eating cheese balls

Christobal, aka "the dog whisperer." That's just good training, man!!

 

[pink]

Someone get me some tomatoes.

 

[CleverCowardice]

I'm amazed the story didn't end with the cops showing up to shoot the bear because the man was in potential danger of being mauled. Or shoot the man because they believed he was all hopped up on an adrenaline rush and might harm the bear. Basically, these days, I'm just amazed whenever a news story doesn't end with authorities shooting someone or something for some bullshit reason.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

I'm amazed the story didn't end with the cops showing up to shoot the bear because the man was in potential danger of being mauled. Or shoot the man because they believed he was all hopped up on an adrenaline rush and might harm the bear. Basically, these days, I'm just amazed whenever a news story doesn't end with authorities shooting someone or something for some bullshit reason.

I'm amazed that some fool saw a bear with a fucking plastic bucket stuck on its head and said to himself, "Yeah, I can handle this."

 

[Christobal]

Someone get me some tomatoes.

Heirlooms. They are the very best.But I have to ask? How did we get to tomatoes?

 

[Fala]

I'm amazed that some fool saw a bear with a fucking plastic bucket stuck on its head and said to himself, "Yeah, I can handle this."

I'm amazed he saw this for 4 days before handling it.

 

[Christobal]

I'm amazed that some fool saw a bear with a fucking plastic bucket stuck on its head and said to himself, "Yeah, I can handle this."

That's what makes the story nice. Yep, some guy saw the situation and handled it.

 

[Hard_Rom]

I'm amazed the story didn't end with the cops showing up to shoot the bear because the man was in potential danger of being mauled. Or shoot the man because they believed he was all hopped up on an adrenaline rush and might harm the bear. Basically, these days, I'm just amazed whenever a news story doesn't end with authorities shooting someone or something for some bullshit reason.

And it was a black bear too.

 

[Christobal]

And it was a black bear too.

Them there is the shightiftius kind. Granny done say so.