Man gets genetically altered pig's heart

[rae121452]

Heart transplant: Man gets genetically altered pig's heart in first-of-its-kind procedure
Tue, 11 Jan 2022 17:04:26 GMT
The world’s first pig heart transplant, at University of Maryland Medical Center in Baltimore, is a potential game-changer for transplant medicine...


okay, now how long will it be until a genetically altered mule dick is available for transplant? and where do i sign up?

 

[thør]

SWMBO was reading about this last evening. She was astonished but then, I told her that all men are pigs, anyhow, so it fits well. She didn't stop laughing for a while.

 

[DeluxAuto]

https://i.imgur.com/g39rCp0.jpg?1

 

[twister947]

Lewis Grizzard had a couple of valves harvested from a pig implanted in the late eighties. They must have worked okay...he lived 'till 1994.

 

[stickygirl]

I bet the pig was disgruntled

 

[twister947]

I bet the pig was disgruntled

Or possibly disheartened.

 

[pecksniff]

okay, now how long will it be until a genetically altered mule dick is available for transplant? and where do i sign up?

Size isn't everything -- make the donor a mink!

 

[coati]

Or possibly disheartened.

But, alas, duty baconed.

 

[rae121452]

I bet the pig was disgruntled

cha-ching! we have a winner!

 

[rae121452]

Size isn't everything -- make the donor a mink!

ugh! you're obviously a straight man.

 

[pecksniff]

ugh! you're obviously a straight man.

Don't squeal about it!

 

[pecksniff]

I at first read the thread title as "Man eats genetically altered pig's heart."

What do butchers do with the heart, anyway? One never sees it in the supermarket.

 

[takenmytime]

Its call hot dogs!