Man...Fuck Football

[Killswitch]

It fucks up 60 minutes each week and now delays Madame Secretary which screws my start time with Zombies.

Fucking assholes.

I mean seriously. Who actually cares about this game other than women trying to impress their fathers, men who are blowing off chores or the people that if the NFL didn't exist would be working at starbucks.

 

[Disgustipated]

Don't you know how many of your fellow lawnmower men would be unemployed if the NFL didn't exist?

 

[Killswitch]

Don't you know how many of your fellow lawnmower men would be unemployed if the NFL didn't exist?

Astroturf, yo.

 

[Disgustipated]

Astroturf, yo.

It's called field turf, dummy. You should know that.

 

[Que]

I have heard of "strip poker", but what is this "fuck football" of which you speak?

 

[Killswitch]

It's called field turf, dummy. You should know that.

Well when it came out years ago when you were poopin in diapers it was called astroturf.

Probably pooped right before 60 minutes too causing your mom to miss the first ten minutes!

 

[unregistered]

 

[Disgustipated]

Well when it came out years ago when you were poopin in diapers it was called astroturf.

Probably pooped right before 60 minutes too causing your mom to miss the first ten minutes!

You just admitted you are not up to the times in your own *profession*

 

[Killswitch]

The Bengals won, so I'm pretty happy. And Zombie Time is fast approaching, which is even better!!

What's Madame Secretary? A show? Is that the Tea Leoni show?

Yeah it's good but you have to record the good wife if you want to see madam sec'y.....ugh.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

It fucks up 60 minutes each week and now delays Madame Secretary which screws my start time with Zombies.

Fucking assholes.

I mean seriously. Who actually cares about this game other than women trying to impress their fathers, men who are blowing off chores or the people that if the NFL didn't exist would be working at starbucks.

Pay attention. Every week Jim Nance tells you "60 Minutes will be seen immediately following the game except on the West Coast where it will be seen at its usual time."

Time to move.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

That one coach looks like the Big Lebowski.

 

[MNGuy]

I have heard of "strip poker", but what is this "fuck football" of which you speak?

The closest thing I know of was when I was dating Gail. I'm a Viking fan, she was a Packer fan. When they played each other, when the Vikings had the lead, she had to blow me, when the Packers lead, I had to lick her. Whoever's team won, got to make the other do what they wanted.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

The closest thing I know of was when I was dating Gail. I'm a Viking fan, she was a Packer fan. When they played each other, when the Vikings had the lead, she had to blow me, when the Packers lead, I had to lick her. Whoever's team won, got to make the other do what they wanted.

Giving new meaning to "running up the score."

 

[Not Normal]

I've had a Fuck Football attitude for about as long as I can remember.

 

[smoothg103rd]

The Bengals won, so I'm pretty happy. And Zombie Time is fast approaching, which is even better!!

What's Madame Secretary? A show? Is that the Tea Leoni show?

I'm a Ravens fan and the ref helped your team win.