Male toys?

[john-the-author]

An old friend of mine stopped by yesterday. She and I spent a couple of hours talking about toys and I got to wondering about male toys people here have tried and enjoyed/not enjoyed.

About a decade ago, I bought a Fleshlight, specifically one of the original Fleshlights. They didn't make but three different ones then, but I see on their website that they've got a huge line of types now. It works pretty nice, honestly, but it's a bit of a production to use it.

Are there toys of any kind anyone else has tried?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Prostate massagers are good. Haven't been overly impressed with other things, though.

 

[3113]

Are there toys of any kind anyone else has tried?

My husband.

What? He's the best toy I ever had! And he is male.

 

[Safe_Bet]

An old friend of mine stopped by yesterday. She and I spent a couple of hours talking about toys and I got to wondering about male toys people here have tried and enjoyed/not enjoyed.

About a decade ago, I bought a Fleshlight, specifically one of the original Fleshlights. They didn't make but three different ones then, but I see on their website that they've got a huge line of types now. It works pretty nice, honestly, but it's a bit of a production to use it.

Are there toys of any kind anyone else has tried?

Toys are for girls, silly! *In best Tricks cereal commercial voice*

 

[john-the-author]

Toys are for girls, silly! *In best Tricks cereal commercial voice*

Toys are a lot EASIER for girls, but girls don't get to have ~all~ the fun.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Toys are a lot EASIER for girls, but girls don't get to have ~all~ the fun.

Actually, my favorite toy-for-boys is still a girl.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

We don't have any, but I like watching men use toys... (Gotta love youporn! ) Especially the "lifelike" ones... fleshlights are hot... but I like the "real looking" vaginas more.

No personal experience to share, though, alas!

 

[SlickTony]

Looks like it'd be a hassle to clean.

 

[john-the-author]

Actually, my favorite toy-for-boys is still a girl.

Well, so's mine, but she's away for a 4-day weekend.

 

[john-the-author]

Looks like it'd be a hassle to clean.

Naw, they're easy: you just run a lot of hot water through 'em and scrub them out occasionally with a toy cleaner like SafeSuds.

 

[Stella_Omega]

If I had a penis, I'd spend a lot of money on toys.

Oh, wait-- I spend money on toys anyway!

But I'd want to buy some of these mens-toys
(Warning! Seriously strange images and concepts here!) I love it.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Actually, my favorite toy-for-boys is still a girl.

Well, so's mine, but she's away for a 4-day weekend.

Naw, they're easy: you just run a lot of hot water through 'em and scrub them out occasionally with a toy cleaner like SafeSuds.

Doesn't she mind?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

If I had a penis, I'd spend a lot of money on toys.

Oh, wait-- I spend money on toys anyway!

But I'd want to buy some of these mens-toys
(Warning! Seriously strange images and concepts here!) I love it.

Great Googly Moogly! Some of those butt plugs weigh a full kilo, that's over 2 lbs. I admit that the metalwork is stunning but the thought of attaching some of those things to my personal body makes me glad to be vanilla, glad, do you understand. Triple

 

[john-the-author]

Doesn't she mind?

Well, there is the occasional gurgling noise, but....

 

[slyc_willie]

Well, there is the occasional gurgling noise, but....

The SO and I were talking about getting a Fleshlight for me. More for therapeutic reasons, to be honest, since I happen to be one of those rare men who doesn't easily ejaculate.

I think it will be fun for her to use that on me.

 

[john-the-author]

Great Googly Moogly! Some of those butt plugs weigh a full kilo, that's over 2 lbs. I admit that the metalwork is stunning but the thought of attaching some of those things to my personal body makes me glad to be vanilla, glad, do you understand. Triple

Good Christ, a 2-lb butt plug? <thinking> I'm supposing that there's something to the idea of walking or moving and feeling the gravity pulling on the plug and banging into one's prostate, but it's still weird.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Good Christ, a 2-lb butt plug? <thinking> I'm supposing that there's something to the idea of walking or moving and feeling the gravity pulling on the plug and banging into one's prostate, but it's still weird.

The butt plugs are only part of what he does. He makes some penis toys that -- well-- go look for them, that's all I have to say. A brilliantly twisted mind, this dude.

(DON'T let Bear see them, we'll have to spend the rest of the day in ER with him getting his head sewn back on.

 

[xssve]

Naw, they're easy: you just run a lot of hot water through 'em and scrub them out occasionally with a toy cleaner like SafeSuds.

I'm afraid I'm a minimalist - if I can't get the real thing I use a disposable vinyl glove, no muss, no fuss.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

I'm afraid I'm a minimalist - if I can't get the real thing I use a disposable vinyl glove, no muss, no fuss.

can I watch?

 

[xssve]

Sauce for the goose...