Hey there, all! I've finally decided to put up an official sexual roleplay profile and was looking to advertise it and put it to good use! I do hope to find someone special to write for/with, and will paste it below for ease of reference. Any gals interested should email me or send a PM, please :]
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Gender/Orientation
I am a straight fella. I only play straight fellas. Also, this is probably the proper place for me to express that I am only looking to roleplay with females. Call me weird/unenlightened/silly or whatever, but I can’t get into a scene if the character I am trying to nail is a gal played by a guy, so yea, ladies only, if you’d be so good!
Age
I’m not into the kiddies, so pretty much anything legal but not too old.
What is absolutely VITAL to me in a Role Play partner
Creativity: Sex is pretty fun. Creativity makes it funner! I enjoy a partner who can make up an actual CHARACTER, with motivations and personality and likes and dislikes. It makes the scenes so much more vivid and alive.
Expressiveness: Is that even a word? It isn’t underlined in spellcheck, so I will take that as a yes! Anywho, you don’t need to be Hemmingway, but you should write full sentences and have some kind of grasp on how to express details. I’m not looking for pages and pages of prose, here, but few things are as disheartening as me writing a nice healthy post and having to wait a half hour to get a sentence back. Really, now…
Kindness: Corny, I know, but I don’t like rude people. I don’t like writing with/for them, either. Hopefully we can actually be kind of cool with each other. Please don’t be a meanie :]
Venue
I really find it kind of odd posting kink on an open thread for anyone to see, but I have done it once before and it was pretty neat, while not my ideal venue. My most preferred method of RP is via online Instant Messenger for quick exchanges of ideas and whatnot, through either AIM or Yahoo. However, Email scenes can also be fun!
Settings
I hate boring scenes. When you have the entire spectrum of imagination to pull inspiration from, roleplaying as Bill and Sue screwing in the back of a pickup truck in a Walmart parking lot seems like a tremendous waste of time to me. I am a dorky sort, and enjoy settings and characters with a bit more fun to them. This means I enjoy a lot of Fiction, Fantasy and Sci Fi setting type stuff.
Roles/Personalities/Body Types
I am flexible, and seek to make my partner happy. Tell me what you like in a man, physically, mentally, personality-wise, and I will do my darndest to give it to you. I will, however, be honest if you bring up a trait/feature/whatever that I just am not really into playing. That being said, I will never, ever play a submissive type of guy.
In my writing, I consider myself rather adaptive. Would you like to be treated like a worthless pile of fuckmeat, called names, spat upon and generally treated like a complete and total sexual object? I can do that. Would you like to be seduced, romanced, and given the full on Fabio romance novel treatment? It’s all good. I can write various styles, and find them each to have their allure.
Availability
I have no life. Seriously. I am online a lot, for all your reading and writing pleasure.
Posting Style
I am not my characters. My characters are not me. I do not post in the first person, and do so more like a novel might read. An example of my posting style follows:
He laces a defined, sculpted arm around sultry, curvy waist and snatches her against him. Their bodies are a sharp contrast, his solid and defined and rigid, and hers delicate and soft. He takes her in a kiss that is so vivid and fiery that it seeks to redefine the word itself. Tongues dance together as he seeks to dominate every fiber of her being with one extended session of mouthplay, and he moans hotly into her, as if filling her with his very spirit. His throbbing arousal presses insistently against her curvy figure, a promise of the absolute wellspring of pleasure to come. Pulling away from the explosive kiss, he locks eyes to her, his voice deep and serious beyond measure. “You are mine.” Are the only words he says. The only words needed.
Meh. You get the idea.
Turn-offs
I don’t want to go to the bathroom on you. I don’t want you to be my Mom/Sister/Cousin. I don’t want to mutilate you or chop you up with a butcher knife. I love animals, but I don’t LOVE animals, if you catch my meaning. Oh, and all those things I don’t want to do to you, I don’t want done to me, either.
Turn-Ons
Here are where things get a bit sticky. I have VOLUMES of little kinks and likes and whatnot that I could list out, but honestly, having a smart, creative and expressive roleplay partner are the absolute biggest Turn-Ons you could possibly have for me. That being said, I will list some of my HUGE kinks, so you have an idea of what to expect. Now, PLEASE NOTE that I don’t care at all what you look like (as long as you are female). The following traits/features are just what I want characters you play for me to have, that’s all.
Hair: I am completely, utterly obsessed with bobbed hair. You know, that hairstyle you dames get where it is longer in the front and shorter in the back, sheered along the angle/length of the jaw? Yea, I’m a weirdo, but it gets me going!
Boobs: I’m a guy, so I am a slob, and like big, jiggly, NATURAL boobs. Fake boobs are hard and rubbery and gross. Girls should be soft and warm, not firm and solid (That’s the fella’s job, silly). Most gals hear I like big boobs, so they give their character’s HH’s or something ridiculous like that. I like them busty, not freakish. In m humble opinion, 36DD is my ideal of “Busty”. Generally, I like my girls short and stacked, with hourglass figures, as I’m not really a fan of the starved-waif look at all. I do appreciate a LOT of boob description in posts, and am a rampant fan of the tittyfuck. See? I’m a slob. Never forget that.
Head: Continuing with my “I’m a slob” theme, I love blowjobs, and would certainly appreciate it if your characters had rampant oral obsessions that I could easily, sloppily indulge in.
Contact Information
You read this far? Bravo to your stamina, dear reader! Hopefully we can make some awesomely hot roleplay-screw and be pals. If interested, you can send me a PM via this site, but I respond fastest to my email address, which is Nervade@aol.com
Oh, and while I have both AIM and Yahoo names that I use listed on my profile, I am hardly on either of those unless I am actually playing with someone, so, really, email me and I’ll get back to you in a flash. Thank you very much for showing interest in this post if you have read this farm, and I do hope to hear from you!
___________________________________________________
Gender/Orientation
I am a straight fella. I only play straight fellas. Also, this is probably the proper place for me to express that I am only looking to roleplay with females. Call me weird/unenlightened/silly or whatever, but I can’t get into a scene if the character I am trying to nail is a gal played by a guy, so yea, ladies only, if you’d be so good!
Age
I’m not into the kiddies, so pretty much anything legal but not too old.
What is absolutely VITAL to me in a Role Play partner
Creativity: Sex is pretty fun. Creativity makes it funner! I enjoy a partner who can make up an actual CHARACTER, with motivations and personality and likes and dislikes. It makes the scenes so much more vivid and alive.
Expressiveness: Is that even a word? It isn’t underlined in spellcheck, so I will take that as a yes! Anywho, you don’t need to be Hemmingway, but you should write full sentences and have some kind of grasp on how to express details. I’m not looking for pages and pages of prose, here, but few things are as disheartening as me writing a nice healthy post and having to wait a half hour to get a sentence back. Really, now…
Kindness: Corny, I know, but I don’t like rude people. I don’t like writing with/for them, either. Hopefully we can actually be kind of cool with each other. Please don’t be a meanie :]
Venue
I really find it kind of odd posting kink on an open thread for anyone to see, but I have done it once before and it was pretty neat, while not my ideal venue. My most preferred method of RP is via online Instant Messenger for quick exchanges of ideas and whatnot, through either AIM or Yahoo. However, Email scenes can also be fun!
Settings
I hate boring scenes. When you have the entire spectrum of imagination to pull inspiration from, roleplaying as Bill and Sue screwing in the back of a pickup truck in a Walmart parking lot seems like a tremendous waste of time to me. I am a dorky sort, and enjoy settings and characters with a bit more fun to them. This means I enjoy a lot of Fiction, Fantasy and Sci Fi setting type stuff.
Roles/Personalities/Body Types
I am flexible, and seek to make my partner happy. Tell me what you like in a man, physically, mentally, personality-wise, and I will do my darndest to give it to you. I will, however, be honest if you bring up a trait/feature/whatever that I just am not really into playing. That being said, I will never, ever play a submissive type of guy.
In my writing, I consider myself rather adaptive. Would you like to be treated like a worthless pile of fuckmeat, called names, spat upon and generally treated like a complete and total sexual object? I can do that. Would you like to be seduced, romanced, and given the full on Fabio romance novel treatment? It’s all good. I can write various styles, and find them each to have their allure.
Availability
I have no life. Seriously. I am online a lot, for all your reading and writing pleasure.
Posting Style
I am not my characters. My characters are not me. I do not post in the first person, and do so more like a novel might read. An example of my posting style follows:
He laces a defined, sculpted arm around sultry, curvy waist and snatches her against him. Their bodies are a sharp contrast, his solid and defined and rigid, and hers delicate and soft. He takes her in a kiss that is so vivid and fiery that it seeks to redefine the word itself. Tongues dance together as he seeks to dominate every fiber of her being with one extended session of mouthplay, and he moans hotly into her, as if filling her with his very spirit. His throbbing arousal presses insistently against her curvy figure, a promise of the absolute wellspring of pleasure to come. Pulling away from the explosive kiss, he locks eyes to her, his voice deep and serious beyond measure. “You are mine.” Are the only words he says. The only words needed.
Meh. You get the idea.
Turn-offs
I don’t want to go to the bathroom on you. I don’t want you to be my Mom/Sister/Cousin. I don’t want to mutilate you or chop you up with a butcher knife. I love animals, but I don’t LOVE animals, if you catch my meaning. Oh, and all those things I don’t want to do to you, I don’t want done to me, either.
Turn-Ons
Here are where things get a bit sticky. I have VOLUMES of little kinks and likes and whatnot that I could list out, but honestly, having a smart, creative and expressive roleplay partner are the absolute biggest Turn-Ons you could possibly have for me. That being said, I will list some of my HUGE kinks, so you have an idea of what to expect. Now, PLEASE NOTE that I don’t care at all what you look like (as long as you are female). The following traits/features are just what I want characters you play for me to have, that’s all.
Hair: I am completely, utterly obsessed with bobbed hair. You know, that hairstyle you dames get where it is longer in the front and shorter in the back, sheered along the angle/length of the jaw? Yea, I’m a weirdo, but it gets me going!
Boobs: I’m a guy, so I am a slob, and like big, jiggly, NATURAL boobs. Fake boobs are hard and rubbery and gross. Girls should be soft and warm, not firm and solid (That’s the fella’s job, silly). Most gals hear I like big boobs, so they give their character’s HH’s or something ridiculous like that. I like them busty, not freakish. In m humble opinion, 36DD is my ideal of “Busty”. Generally, I like my girls short and stacked, with hourglass figures, as I’m not really a fan of the starved-waif look at all. I do appreciate a LOT of boob description in posts, and am a rampant fan of the tittyfuck. See? I’m a slob. Never forget that.
Head: Continuing with my “I’m a slob” theme, I love blowjobs, and would certainly appreciate it if your characters had rampant oral obsessions that I could easily, sloppily indulge in.
Contact Information
You read this far? Bravo to your stamina, dear reader! Hopefully we can make some awesomely hot roleplay-screw and be pals. If interested, you can send me a PM via this site, but I respond fastest to my email address, which is Nervade@aol.com
Oh, and while I have both AIM and Yahoo names that I use listed on my profile, I am hardly on either of those unless I am actually playing with someone, so, really, email me and I’ll get back to you in a flash. Thank you very much for showing interest in this post if you have read this farm, and I do hope to hear from you!
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