Male Masturbation techniques...

[wildthang]

Ok I have this friend and he needs some techniques on how to masturbate...something a little more exciting then your basic 5 fingers of fun LOL. I was hoping for some advice to give him. How do you lit guys masturbate? Any homemade toys he could create/use?Any interesting or creative techniques? Anything and everything anyone has heard of/tried.

Thanks!

 

[wildthang]

GRRRR HELP!

 

[Guest]

Well, I am interested in hearing responses myself. Someone once suggested that drilling a hole in a warm watermelon works nicely but seems like a lot of trouble to me.

Good luck.

 

[JoseIsWild]

Crawl on the floor using your whole body.

 

[Guest]

Crawl on the floor using your whole body.

Sounds painful!

 

[wildthang]

Ya um rug burns anywhere near the genitalia hurt like no other... I wouldn't wish them on my worst enemy!

here are some sites with some things i checked out and sent to him, but I want something a little more creative then this crap...

http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com/

http://www.male-masturbation-techniques.com/


Everything on here was insanely common and boring so I am hoping for a little creativity from you lit men! ( and women )

 

[EJFan]

i don't write 'em...

i just report 'em.

i once read a very detailed explanation about how to engage in "blender sex." apparently you're supposed to put some bananas and milk into a blender, start it up and lower "mr. happy" into the swirling mixture. the author also felt the need to mention that anyone engaging in this activity be careful to stay clear of the blades. must've been the same guy who wrote the curling iron warning that says "do not use while sleeping."

CAUTION: I'M NOT RECOMMENDING ANYONE DO THIS. I SHARE THE INFORMATION AS AN ODDITY AND FOR ANECDOTAL PURPOSES ONLY. LAUGH, CRITICIZE, WHATEVER... JUST DON'T PM ME WITH DISASTER STORIES.

 

[dtinferno]

Jackinworld.com

This is a great website with literally hundreds of different ways to masturbate. Hope this helps.

 

[male969]

cock rings are great, love jerking with them

 

[wildthang]

Will a rubber band of sorts work as effectivly ( and safely) as a cock ring? He lives at home ( with his mother and father) so buying sex toys is out of the question.


Also...blender sex.. Ill keep that one to my self. *shudders*

 

[midwestyankee]

Re: i don't write 'em...

i just report 'em.

i once read a very detailed explanation about how to engage in "blender sex." apparently you're supposed to put some bananas and milk into a blender, start it up and lower "mr. happy" into the swirling mixture. the author also felt the need to mention that anyone engaging in this activity be careful to stay clear of the blades. must've been the same guy who wrote the curling iron warning that says "do not use while sleeping."

CAUTION: I'M NOT RECOMMENDING ANYONE DO THIS. I SHARE THE INFORMATION AS AN ODDITY AND FOR ANECDOTAL PURPOSES ONLY. LAUGH, CRITICIZE, WHATEVER... JUST DON'T PM ME WITH DISASTER STORIES.

What some people will do when they run out of protein powder for their smoothies.

 

[Master Nerd]

I have a an old sheath that I got with my glasses, the soft kind, like this, http://projects.meu.unimelb.edu.au/vsm/proto/Bag/Glasses Case.jpg

I don't know exactly what it's made of. Some kind of plastic, probably. I turned it inside out and wrapped a couple rubber band around the open end, so it's tight, but not too tight. It's excellent, just make sure he remembers to rinse it out when he's done. You should be able to get cases like that from Lenscrafters or an optometrist relatively cheap.

 

[wildthang]

...Well he does wear glasses (for reading and driving) so maybe he has one, if not I'm sure he can get one. Thanks!

 

[male969]

Will a rubber band of sorts work as effectivly ( and safely) as a cock ring? He lives at home ( with his mother and father) so buying sex toys is out of the question.

i would NOT use a rubber band, can get to tight and not be able to get off, cock rings are made for that. how old is he, he could use cash for one on ebay

 

[millieteases]

Well, I asked my spouse and he suggested...

With thumb and forefinger, grasp the little bit of skin just below the corona on the underside of the penis. Rub your fingers together, moving the skin around and against itself. It takes some time, but is very satisfying, he claims.

As a child, he'd hump a pillow

Finally, wrap thumb around top of penis, place index and middle finger on shaft, curl up ring and pinkie and put side of ring finger along shaft, palm facing tip of penis, back of hand pointing away from body. Grasp loose skin on shaft and tug and rub up and down quickly.

Who knew he was so inventive?

 

[erdave]

masturbation techniques

for me..love to rub the head between thumb and index finger..sometimes slowly will do.. then sometimes rough.

and being naughty the feel of satin and especially silk panties can be a tremendous turn-on. I sometimes wrap them around the head or shaft and pull till the excitement just explodes.

i love to masturbate against wifes clit..with the head bouncig off it


enjoy.....dave

 

[wildthang]

He is 16 but is in desperate need of new techniques. Thanks you guys (and gal)these are great so far! I have been sharing and he is loving them. I would just have sex with him or something but he is a close friend and I like to keep it legal....

 

[male969]

how old are you sweety, love the avatar btw, does he masterbate dry or with lube normally?

 

[wildthang]

I'm 18 (legal at last LOL)


Baby oil and lotion is about as good as it gets for him, I don't think he has much else, I'm begining to think I should just get a credit card and order him things and he can pay me for it. LOL


Ty, that is me

 

[male969]

baby oil is ok, but if he can get some ky, you can get it anywhere, that is the best i think, it makes it sooo much better. it you trust him to give you the money then the cc is a great idea. you can get anything you can imagine online. just saw you pics on your other post, mmm sweety i love them, pm me on yahoo if you want to chat i have some pics of me and cam to if you like, male969 on yahoo, what id you take those pics with webcam or just reg still digital cam?

travis

 

[wildthang]

Great thank you, I can pick him up some KY... I have some KY I can give it to him and I think I'll get a CC and let him explore!

 

[cramer-FL]

bump

 

[male969]

he will love the ky much easier to clean up to, let me know when you get a cc and ill find some good toys for him and send you the links

 

[ChromeCollar]

Conditioner in the shower works really good as lube and it stays warm with friction. Washes the bad evidence right away too. ;]

In the past, my ex liked it if I would wrap my fingers around his shaft, and then twist my wrist as I stroked up and down firmly. He said the rotation of the skin on his shaft felt terrific. Dont know if that is any help or not.

Pity he isnt a girl, I have all sorts of creative ideas for that!

 

[DuckLover]

When I first started masturbating I had a technique I haven't seen anywhere else. I would grasp the shaft of my cock in one hand and then rub the head from side to side on the inner thigh of my opposite leg. The friction built up quickly and I'd cum, flinging cum all over the place. I'll bet it looked pretty impressive!