male looking to please all females--- love to fulfill desires

[knight162]

Hi all,

Looking for female(s) to please in any and all forms. Am bored and would love some fun. I promise to please you and attend to your every need, desire, and fantasy--- let me know and let's play

 

[doctor_insanus]

*cringing*

Oh no... here it comes...

 

[morninggirl5]

You'll please a whole lot of females here if you take your request to the personals board.

Otherwise, you'll piss off a whole lot of females and I don't think you really meant to do that, now did you?

 

[p_p_man]

Hi all,

Looking for female(s) to please in any and all forms. Am bored and would love some fun. I promise to please you and attend to your every need, desire, and fantasy--- let me know and let's play

How can I say women are obsessed with sex when you do this to me?

 

[doctor_insanus]

Uh oh... now you've done it!
You've gone and got ol' p_p_man in a rutting frenzy!

You're on your own with this one, pal...

*Runs quickly from the thread*

 

[willfulbrat]

Wrong board, Knight162, but I like your attitude!

 

[p_p_man]

See!...See what I mean!...

Wrong board, Knight162, but I like your attitude!

knight162. Prepare to be eaten alive. You should have got out while the going was good.

The pack is gathering...somewhere out there in the darkness...I can hear them...I can sense them...

Flee..flee...you may still have time!

 

[cymbidia]

Looking for female(s) to please in any and all forms. Am bored and would love some fun. I promise to please you and attend to your every need, desire, and fantasy--- let me know and let's play

EVERY need, desire, and fantasy? Every one? Wow!
You're kinda like the subbie that boasts she has no limits.

Okay.
Well.
I love to be pierced in an excruciatingly lengthy and unbelievably erotically charged atmosphere; you game to do that? What about bondage; how's your experience level there? I *really* desire tight and inventive bondage.

Others here like other things.
Do you like to anal play? On you and on me, that is. Some of us need that - both ways.
It's not for me, but some of the women here must fantasize about being your Mommy with you in diapers - or you being their Daddy - a nice sweet one or a mean spanking one.
Some must fantasize about necrophilic play - or rape scenes - or having you lick the cum of other men out of their freshly fucked pussies. You up for that?

No? But you *did* offer to fufill EVERY need, desire, and fantasy, didn't you?


Better be careful what you offer.

 

[doctor_insanus]

Or should that be

 

[Never]

OMG.
EVERY need? EVERY desire?
of EVERY woman on this board?
May the goddess have mercy on your soul, even I wouldn't wish that upon myself.

Wait a sec, what about my needs? How do you plan on fulfilling my needs?

 

[doctor_insanus]

This could present a problem...

Wait a sec, what about my needs? How do you plan on fulfilling my needs?

I'm looking forward to the answer to THAT one!

 

[p_p_man]

knight162

see...told you so...

 

[Mensa]

Hi all,

Looking for female(s) to please in any and all forms. Am bored and would love some fun. I promise to please you and attend to your every need, desire, and fantasy--- let me know and let's play

Will that be cash or charge?

 

[p_p_man]

Re: Re: male looking to please all females--- love to fulfill desires

Will that be cash or charge?

LMFAO!

 

[p_p_man]

S'okay...I just checked...he's left....

...probably felt a bit overwhelmed poor bloke.

 

[Renegade]

Now you guys get an idea of what I have to deal with in the Personals Section at times.

 

[Never]

Don't worry people, I've PMed knight and we've come to an understanding.
Knight will soon be known as Lady in Waiting..
I've truely never met any man who was so willing to fill my every desire.

 

[doctor_insanus]

As long as you're satisfied with him...

I think I might cry now!