Male Decor

[NoJo]

This table was recently advertised for sale on eBay. How can you tell that the seller was almost certainly male?

Look carefully.


http://www.greefermadness.com/pub/_im/table_for_sale.jpg

 

[English Lady]

heee heee heee

 

[Guest]

looks like he's done buffing the wood.

 

[LadyJeanne]

I prefer my males unadorned. Clean-shaven is good, too.

 

[Guest]

I prefer my males unadorned. Clean-shaven is good, too.

Guess I'm out.

 

[Guest]

i prefer not to stereotype, thank you.
hrmf
honestly, we had no idea you would find our table...i told her to hide the booze bottles. *sigh*

 

[LadyJeanne]

Guess I'm out.

It's a preference, sweets. Not an absolute. I wouldn't kick you out of bed for that, unless you like the rough stuff.

 

[elsol]

*laugh*

The mirror.

*LAUGH*

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[Guest]

*laugh*

The mirror.

*LAUGH*

Sincerely,
ElSol

ROFLMAO.
i didnt even see that...maybe because i didnt want to. LOL

 

[Guest]

It's a preference, sweets. Not an absolute. I wouldn't kick you out of bed for that, unless you like the rough stuff.

not much into rough..except perhaps dishing some spanks.

 

[LadyJeanne]

ROFLMAO.
i didnt even see that...maybe because i didnt want to. LOL

It's probably not his best side...

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I believe there is even a line in the eBay's FAQ stating "Please Do Not Take Photos Of Your For-Sell-Items While You're In The Nude".

 

[woodnymph_O]

LMAO it took a minute for me

 

[Guest]

I might buy the table but not the chairs! they probably have booty-gel on them!

 

[Guest]

I might buy the table but not the chairs! they probably have booty-gel on them!

seriously...
you made me snort on my diet dr. pepper.
(i reserve this for weekends)

 

[Guest]

seriously...
you made me snort on my diet dr. pepper.
(i reserve this for weekends)

was it my post or my nipple?

 

[Guest]

was it my post or my nipple?

it was your postit

 

[BBWetKitty]

My poor retinas.

 

[Guest]

it was your postit

ok.
I am going to reveal my multimillion dollar idea that I never followed through with.

I worked at a company which made (still does) notepads. I wanted to make photographic self-sticking notes called just that; "Post-TITS"...to "help keep you abreast of things".

They wouldn't do it.

I even made mock-ups.

some were loose sheets of note paper in a magnetic Bra-holster for the 'fridge or locker or filecabinet.

"got something to get of your chest?"

 

[English Lady]

edited: they didn't like the hotlink *L*

 

[ABSTRUSE]

It must be cold in his house.

 

[Guest]

Same fella mebbe?

definately not my cuppa tea!

 

[Guest]

ok.
I am going to reveal my multimillion dollar idea that I never followed through with.

I worked at a company which made (still does) notepads. I wanted to make photographic self-sticking notes called just that; "Post-TITS"...to "help keep you abreast of things".

They wouldn't do it.

I even made mock-ups.

some were loose sheets of note paper in a magnetic Bra-holster for the 'fridge or locker or filecabinet.

"got something to get of your chest?"

they missed out.
pure genius!

 

[Guest]

they missed out.
pure genius!

as much as anything ..I think they were afraid of the trademark infringement with 3M.

serioulsy, I am surprised I have not seen it on the market...I came up wit that back when we started doing our own "self-sticking" notes...in 1993

 

[yui]

i told her to hide the booze bottles. *sigh*

That really is quite the collection of booze, innit? Can I come over Friday and get silly wasted with you?