Male Bonding....

[SEVERUSMAX]

....okay, not in the PC, pseudo-spiritual way of "Iron John". Just a place for us fellas!

Hey, sweetnpetite started one for the chicks, so it's our turn.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Erects (yes, I couldn't resist that pun) a huge phallic statue to worship HIM of the great genitals, the great Pan-Priapus (worshipping as a dual phallic god just makes more sense).

 

[Liar]

My experience with male bonding is that there is usually a lot of shutting the fuck up together going on.

I doubt we'll get much gossip going.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Who needs gossip? Talk guy stuff. You know, sports, chicks, politics, porn, etc. Why you hate Oprah and how much?

 

[Tom Collins]

*pokin' my head in the door to see if there's a circle jerk going on yet*

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Right now, it's just Oprah-bashing.

 

[3113]

(Carrying in a big bucket of popcorn and sitting down next to Tom)
Has the circle jerk started yet?

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

(Carrying in a big bucket of popcorn and sitting down next to Tom)
Has the circle jerk started yet?

Hmmm...does this invasion of the girls mean that we are welcum at the male-bashing menstrual club now?

 

[Liar]

(Carrying in a big bucket of popcorn and sitting down next to Tom)
Has the circle jerk started yet?

I'm a bit of a jerk. And a bit more circular than I'd wish. Does that count?

 

[Tom Collins]

(Carrying in a big bucket of popcorn and sitting down next to Tom)
Has the circle jerk started yet?

Nope...not yet...think we could get them to stand in a line facing us so we could see all of them at once?

 

[zeb1094]

Nope...not yet...think we could get them to stand in a line facing us so we could see all of them at once?

Just sit in the center and collect the proceeds!

 

[Tom Collins]

Right now, it's just Oprah-bashing.

Hey, bash all you want...I'll even help you.
I think she's an uppity bitch who has snobbish taste in reading material.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Hey, bash all you want...I'll even help you.
I think she's an uppity bitch who has snobbish taste in reading material.

In made-up books by fake authors, you mean? And shrinks that she later falls out with?

 

[3113]

Nope...not yet...think we could get them to stand in a line facing us so we could see all of them at once?

Shhh. Quiet. They're not suppose to know we're here.

So. How about that U.C.L.A. game, huh?

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Shhh. Quiet. They're not suppose to know we're here.

So. How about that U.C.L.A. game, huh?

Too late. Perhaps I should have used a more disgusting name, like PROSTATE TROUBLE and such....

 

[Tom Collins]

In made-up books by fake authors, you mean? And shrinks that she later falls out with?

I don't know from that...I really don't pay her that much mind because I find her contrived and dull. I've often wondered if she actually has a personality or just pretends to. *nasty *

 

[3113]

Too late. Perhaps I should have used a more disgusting name, like PROSTATE TROUBLE and such....

Ooo! (Nudges Tom) Hear that? They're going to give each other prostate exams! Let me get out the binoculars

 

[Tom Collins]

Shhh. Quiet. They're not suppose to know we're here.

So. How about that U.C.L.A. game, huh?

Yer talkin' about where a bunch of sweaty guys run back and forth between two large hoops playing with a big orange ball?

Too late. Perhaps I should have used a more disgusting name, like PROSTATE TROUBLE and such....

That would have brought me in even faster.*giggling*I'm a curious little girl. *ing the Master's hand*

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Yer talkin' about where a bunch of sweaty guys run back and forth between two large hoops playing with a big orange ball?


That would have brought me in even faster.*giggling*I'm a curious little girl. *ing the Master's hand*

Which Master? Your Master? Me? I am a Master.

 

[Tom Collins]

Ooo! (Nudges Tom) Hear that? They're going to give each other prostate exams! Let me get out the binoculars

Hmmm...bet I could do a better job of it than they could. It's my guess that there's only one guy in here that knows what to do with his prostate.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Hmmm...bet I could do a better job of it than they could. It's my guess that there's only one guy in here that knows what to do with his prostate.

Who's that?

 

[Tom Collins]

Which Master? Your Master? Me? I am a Master.

1) I don't have a Master.
2) I was talking to you...I've seen you around a lot...I know what you're into. *cheeky *

 

[Tom Collins]

Who's that?

To the best of my knowledge, Severus, you're the only Bi male in the room. So who would you supose I was talking about?*bite*

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

1) I don't have a Master.
2) I was talking to you...I've seen you around a lot...I know what you're into. *cheeky *

Flattery will you get everywhere.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

To the best of my knowledge, Severus, you're the only Bi male in the room. So who would you supose I was talking about?*bite*

Damn, that's twofer.