When i'd started in university, i thought that it would all be fun and frolics, but sooner rather than later i found out that i needed more money than i had. I had two more years to go and was already in debt up to my eyeballs. I'd tried job hunting, but trying to fit work around classes and study and all the assignments i kept getting... i just wasnt able to do it.
Looking down at the ad i'd just submitted, i sighed.
I was a law student, so i knew how to word it so it wouldn't be illegal. But I had sunk to a new low. Then again, if it could keep me in college, then maybe it was worth it.
Two weeks later, i pored over the newspaper.
It was there! Now, i just had to sit back and wait...
LOOK AFTER ME...
Ladies and Gentlemen
Im an 18 year old College Student, 5'8", Long Black Hair, Blue Eyes, 34C-26-34.
I would like someone to take me out for a night, and buy me something nice.
In return, i will be whoever you want me to be, and do anything you want me to do.
If this sounds like your kind of date, then please call 555-3656969
Leave your name, your number, and what you'd like our date to be like. Go on, you know you want to!
Looking down at the ad i'd just submitted, i sighed.
I was a law student, so i knew how to word it so it wouldn't be illegal. But I had sunk to a new low. Then again, if it could keep me in college, then maybe it was worth it.
Two weeks later, i pored over the newspaper.
It was there! Now, i just had to sit back and wait...
LOOK AFTER ME...
Ladies and Gentlemen
Im an 18 year old College Student, 5'8", Long Black Hair, Blue Eyes, 34C-26-34.
I would like someone to take me out for a night, and buy me something nice.
In return, i will be whoever you want me to be, and do anything you want me to do.
If this sounds like your kind of date, then please call 555-3656969
Leave your name, your number, and what you'd like our date to be like. Go on, you know you want to!